Idiot Moron Test

First of all, this quiz is just for fun, and the results don't really amount to anything. In fact, this quiz isn't that great with jokes, but if you just want to pass the time away go ahead and take it! It's only 35 quick and simple questions.

ARE YOU AN IDIOT MORON? Or are you just a regular moron? or maybe ur just an idiot. take this super secret awesome outrageous ultimate thrilling supreme great daring stupendous test to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who discovered America?
Christopher Robin
Christopher Columbus
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George Washington
George Lucas
Bob the Builder
4. How many fingers do you have, (count your thumbs too you puny skeptical mortals!!!!)
I don't know how to count.
7
infinite
(this IS NOT the correct answer)
TEN
Q
5. What continent is ASIA in?
Europe
Asia
?
Greenland
Australia
Africa
6. whic one of these is an animal?
Sock
Goggles
pavement
Sour Cream
France
Yo' momma
7. What is the name of this test?
Moron Idiot Quiz
Idiot Moron Quiz
Test Moron Idiot
Idiot Moron Test
I don't know
Idiotic Quiz Intended for Moronic Pupils
8. If Jack has 4 apples, and Dan has 7 apples.......... omg just click the correct answer.
DON'T SELECT THIS ANSWER
THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
Tofu
this is the wrong answer
don't choose me
I am incorrect
9. which one doesn't rhyme with "STORE"
Gore
More
Lore
Orange
Door
Score
10. What is a "train"
You beat eggs with it
You chop down trees with it
A vehicle that runs along a set track
Pork
All of the above
None of the above
11. If you live in Australia, where do you live?
Austria
Australia
Austin
Phoenix
Mars
George Lucas
12. Which one of these is good for your body?
AIDS
Rusty pointy things
Ecstacy pills
Blood BLOOOD!!!!!!!
Rabies
Toxic Waste
13. which of these is the SMART thing to do?
open and close the garage door on yourself
try to fire a paintball in your mouth to see if it comes out of your ears
Do a backflip off of the "I fell" tower
Do a frontflip off of the Eiffel tower
Find out what poison Ivy tastes like
Gee, none of these seem very smart to me :-(
14. What is plural for "FUNGUS"
Shrooms
Bacon
Fungi
Protistas
Funguses
Fungusususes
15. Which one of these is NOT a criminal act in the U.S.A.
burglary
Plagerism
Arson
Rape
Tree hugging
Suicide
16. Gilligan's __________
house
Island
Life
Pants
Mom
Adventure to the moon
17. What happens when you jab a chainsaw into yourself?
Pigs will flyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
it will bounce off and you will find out u r superman
You will dodge maiming yourself in the nic of time
You will bleed to death
The boogie man will grow a cornfield on your face
People will laugh at you.
18. What are/is the magic word(s)? (for proper eticate and manners)
abra cadabra
alakazam
BAM!
NOW! or else.....
please and thank you
SH$@ and #$!@ YOU
19. What are you?
Human
Fish
An Idiot Moron
I don't know/forgot
You worst nightmare
L337
20. Why is smoking addicting?
cuz it's fun to tar your lungs!! YAAAYYY *cough*
niccotine
Tobacco
cuz it's on the rage
cuz i said so
It's not addicting at all, and its just a ruse so that the former soviet government can destroy cigarretes, and use the ashes to create a new moon made totally out of weed.
21. What is 3+3?
3
33
K
%
((1+5)*6)/6
L337?
22. What color was i thinking about when i made this quiz? Hint: RED
blue
purple
teal
red
siamese
german
23. What was Hitler's first name?
Warksov
Jean
Hail
Natzi
Adolf
Rudolf
24. How many Q's are there in this sentence?
none
1
2
3
4
TRICK QUESTION!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO ANSWER!!!!!!
25. Where did the French revolution take place?
Germany
Mercury
Stationary
France
Prance
Dance
26. what does U.S.A. stand for?
Ultimate Sausage Attack
Ugly Super Assassins
Underground Secret Agents
United States of America
U of S of A of of of of of
USSSAHH SOOOSAH AAAHHHHH!!!
27. Over indulgnce of Alchohol will cause
Sugar rushes
Drunkeness
Implosion of brain
Common Cold
this is the wrong answer
this is also the wrong answer
28. <NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!> Questions will increase in difficulty JUUUST and pinch.
CLICK TO CONTINUE
No
No
Non
Uh
Maybe later
29. Super Spiked hair with bright colored clothes that match, along with accessories such as binkis that are used to suck on and trippy outfits describes a what?
Nerd
Yo Momma
Candy Raver
Why that's my uncle!!!!!!
how did you know what I look like?
Street Rapper
30. What is "Extrinsic"
I used a search engine to find out.
I used dictionary.com
I used a different source to find out
I used a dictionary to find out
I asked someone
I actually know what that word means
31. which is not found in the English alphabet?
���
A
E
I
O
U
32. (SUPER BONUS QUESTION!!!!) this question is worth MAXIMUM points! but a wrong answer will give you MAXIMUM deduction points. you may answer, or just continue: A game by Hasbro interactive featured the cast of a popular board game. Fatal Illusion inclu
Martin Urfe, Ian Masque, Sabata, Marina Popov, Dr. J. Kell
Irin Malan, Yaggi sturn, Cree Lent, Jicchi Alsop, Simone Langheart
Nicholas Falcone, Joseph Grady, Stephen Jones, Mueller, Col. P. Manston
Cindy Jin, Prof. Fayer, Danston, Fran Xavier, Nancy Vistu
I don't know, so I'll choose this option and recieve MAXIMUM deduction points.
Ill pass (this does not award, or deduct points from your score)
33. which character did not appear in West Side Story?
Snowboy
Bernardo
Dean
Krupke
Anita
Action
34. What is the Netherlands?
The underworld
The underwear
Peurto Rico
Holland
Persia
Germany
35. LAST QUESTION!!!!!! how many questions are there? (do not count the age and gender questions)
31
32
33
34
35
36

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