How well do you know Aussie slang

Discover your inner Aussie, and revel in the richness that is Australian slang. Forget ghetto-speak, yank talk or pigeon English...this is the full bong tong on Aussie lingo

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Created by: Ozarrian
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1. What is a drongo?
A thief
The man who sells rabbits door to door
A stupid person
The opening on a can of Fosters
2. "No flies on you" means...
You're very hygenic
You aren't very nice
You have an aversion to insects
You're 'in the know'
3. "Cracking a fat" is...
The male state of arousal
Burning a sausage on the open grill
Making love to a large woman
Smoking a very full joint
4. Complete this sentence about a man urinating: "Point percy at the..."
5. Australian soldiers are usually called...
6. What is a "tinnie"?
A condom
A beer can
A politician
A submarine
7. What is a two-pot screamer?
A woman who orgasms within two seconds
A house with two toilets
A dope dealer
A person who gets drunk on two beers
8. When you want to seduce a woman, what type of drink to you buy her
A cherry popper
A leg opener
A schooner of VB
A lager lout
9. "Rod walloping" means...
Male masturbation
Physical labour
Female masturbation
10. Which of these words is not a slang term for a toilet
Throttling Pit
One holer

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