how Tuchux wench are you??

Year after year at event after event, Tuchux wenches consistently provide examples of heart, spirit, beauty and skill. They show time and again the strength it takes to stand beside the dogs as equals, yet still be obedient as is according to the nature of things.

I'm sure you've asked yourself many times if you had what it took to stand among them, those most beautiful and cherished of women, the strongest of steel wrapped in the finest of silk. Take this quiz and see if you're wise enough to walk this path that so few can!

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1. On the battlefield a dog comes running up to you with a piece of armor hanging by a broken strap screaming "DUCT TAPE" at the top of his lungs. You:
Step calmly aside and get out of the way. Dont wanna break a nail after all...
Pull a strip off of the roll hanging off your belt and strap him back in.
Bat your eyes prettily at the handsome warrior
hand him a water bottle and a pickle while you tape the armor back in place exactly where it's supposed to go.
2. You're at a party at pennsic. Over the course of the evening this guy keeps hitting on you. You:
Let one of the dogs guarding you know, so he can keep an eye on the guy.
Tell the guards he is bugging you and giggle as the guy explains himself to the burly armed Tuchux .
Tell your guards he said suggestive things to you and laugh when they hold him upside down on his way to a swirley in a portajohn.
Tell your guards he touched you, then pull the plastic sheeting over you ala Gallager so as not to get any blood on your nice garb.
3. You're shopping and you see something pretty on the table. You notice the shopkeeper is eying you like a porkchop at a sunday picnic. You:
Make like you arent very interested, but make sure he sees which one you like. Just in case...
Pick it up and ask some meaningless question about it, making sure to frame it against your cleavage.
Offer some paltry amount for it while rubbing up against his arm just a little.
"Can I have it?"
4. It's getting dark and your dog is hungry. You:
Tell him he's out of luck, it's dark and you're busy.
Pull out the lantern, light the stove and get busy.
Ask him what he wants while you pull out the lantern and light the stove.
Hand him a cold beer, sit him comfortably with some sliced pepperoni while you reheat the meal you had prepared earlier while it was still light enough to cook.
5. On your way to the porta potty you notice a group of dogs standing around some SCA wench ogling her. You:
Just walk by, nothing new here.
Make some snide comment about dogs horny enough to screw a woodpile if they thought there was a rabbit in it and walk on by.
Walk up and threaten to tell all the dogs wenches on them.
Walk up smiling, getting hugs and kisses from all the dogs, subtly reminding said SCA wench who's at the top of this particular food chain.
6. Some SCA wench in Tudor staggers past you in the heat of august at pennsic. You:
Step back snickering as she labors in layers of wool.
Start gagging as the smell of old bacon wafts towards you from within those many layers of wool.
Ask her about the documentation on her garb while managing to keep her standing directly in the sun for the lenghty explanation.
Smile as the breeze washes over your skin, smooth your leathers and silks and walk on.
7. You're at an event in the dead of winter. You:
Dress in mostly mundanes, afterall warmth is really the key here right?
Wear your garb over warm mundanes. Warm is the key here but we wear garb at events like Wulf told us to.
Wear some garb over thermal undies and the cutest fur boots you ever saw!
Wear layers of warm garb over layers of warm garb like any sensible wench would.
8. It's raining at pennsic. You:
Fuss about the rain and how you cant do a thing with your hair.
Sit around the tent moping and drinking.
Grab a bunch of wenches and make some garb out of odds and ends you all have laying around.
Get a bunch of wenches and play strip spin the bottle, with flavored lubricant, leather underwear, bungee cords... oh... sorry. Got a little carried away there.
9. You and your dog are at a party in some SCA camp. You see some SCA wench all over your dog. You:
Get mad and leave the party.
Go up to them and start yelling.
Walk up and slide into his arms while smiling sweetly at the SCA wench, watching her plans crash and burn.
Invite her back to camp to join the two of you in activities involving lubricant, leather underwear and bungee cords... sorry, sorry. Carried away again.
10. Animal comes up to you and asks to see your boobs. You:
Laugh nervously and back away... not making eye contact.
Get offended and storm away not believing the nerve of some people.
Show him. Everyone else does.
Laugh and remind him that he's already seen them a dozen times along with every other pair in camp, then show him again anyway.

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