How Tuchux are you?

Tuchux means different things to different people. It's alwys interesting to see what it means to others. Lets see if you're truly a Tuchux or if you're just wishing.

So, are YOU Tuchux? Think you got the attitude to go with the fur and muscles? Take this quiz and see for yourself! See the world through the eyes of a barbarian!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What does "Ooooowah" mean?
Ouch!
Good show, or greeting
Time to eat
My nipples are erect
4. "You are ready to go to battle at an SCA event. First you:
Get inspected and review the rules of the list
Make sure the parts of you not covered by armor are covered by at least a t shirt or bandanna
Finish your beer, extinguish cigarette and put on helmet
Get in line and listen up
5. You're going on guard duty in an hour. You make sure that:
Your beer is full
You are carrying a weapon and know which gate to go to
You have a comfy chair and a dry spot if it's raining
you are wearing your medallion on the off chance that a golf cart shows up doing random checks
6. The person across from you in the line fight hasnt accepted the last 5 or 6 blows you've given them. You:
Call hold and ask them why they arent dying when they're struck
Call the attention of all the spears around you to them, then sit back and chuckle
Stab them in the nuts until they puke
Report them to a marshall
7. You get hit on the shin, from behind, or kicked/elbowed/punched. You:
Take the shot and fall down
Scream, throw your helmet off and throw a tantrum
Call a hold and yell for a marshall
Go off and talk about that person behind their back
8. The SCA woman at the party that starts talking to you has a face like a billygoat and thinks you're the hottest thing since John Stamos. You:
You push a total stranger between the two of you and run like hell
You wait until she turns her head to ogle someone in a pirate costume and slip away into the night
Feign either injury or homosexuality and make good your escape
you thank god almighty that something female is talking to you and not just asking if you wanted fries with that
9. What does "Uta" mean?
Food
Socks
Hot chick
I've got a pain in the gulliver...
10. What's a "Jimbo"?
A condom
A greatsword
An SCA guy
A marital aid
11. You find the very hot SCA woman attempting to get your attention. You:
Accept this as your natural due
Pinch yourself and look behind you
Faint
Ignore her because odds are she'll have a penis just like the last one did
12. Someone introduces themselves to you as a king. You:
Bow to them and make sure their cup is filled at all times
Greet them politely and call them your majesty
Giggle nervously and ask them a lot of stupid questions
Inquire how they're feeling after that shot you laid on their ass early that day in battle

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