How Toronto Are You?

This quiz was designed for Thurman Munson's brother, Artie Lange. He would like to know how Toronto he is, and I couldn't find a suitable test anywhere. So I've designed 25 questions that will determine your unique level of Torontoness!

How well do you know Canada's largest city? Torontonians are a peculiar Northern breed. See if you have what it takes to be a Master the Golden Horseshoe !

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Toronto is the capital of Canada.
True
False
4. Toronto is the Center of the Universe.
True
False
5. Toronto goes by the nickname of:
the T-Dot
T.O.
Tronna
Hogtown
Hockeytown
Funkytown
6. I have lived in Toronto for:
0-5 years
6-10 years
10-15 years
over 15 years
I have never lived in Toronto.
I totally wish I lived in Toronto.
7. I have visited Toronto:
1 - 5 times
6 - 15 times
over 15 times
I have never been to Toronto but it is a lifelong dream of mine.
Now why the hell would I want to go to Toronto?
8. The most common sight on any major Toronto street is:
newspaper boxes
hookers in furry muklukks
injured pedestrians
the beer store
car-sized potholes
electric streetcars
9. On a typical Saturday night, I like to:
drink beer and watch Hockey Night in Canada on CBC
put on something skanky and line up for 2 hrs to get into a club
play games/ play with myself on the internet
brew my own beer / grow my own pot
rent a DVD... Saturday night is Family Night!
make some tea and curl up with a good book
10. When the government does something that really pisses me off, I generally:
complain to my local MPP
organize a grassroots coalition to Fight the Power!
write a scathing post about it in my blog
tear into a drunken rant at my local pub
watch Fashion Television with no pants on
11. The last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup was in:
2002
1995
1972
1967
1953
1929
12. Toronto's oldest brewery is:
Labatt's
Molson
Carling O'Keefe
Brick
Gooderham & Worts
Sleeman
13. Which one of these people is NOT a famous Torontonian:
John Candy, comedian
Peter Jennings, news anchor
William Shatner, actor
David Cronenburg, filmmaker
Morely Safer, host of "60 minutes"
Frank Gehry, architect
14. "TTC" stands for:
Toronto Tourism Committee
Toronto Telephone Company
Toronto Transit Commission
Toronto Television Corporation
Toronto Taxidermist's Club
Take The Car
15. Speaker's Corner is located at:
Spadina & St. Clair
Bay & Bloor
Yonge & Dundas
Queen & John
Pape & Danforth
King & Dufferin
16. The Rogers Centre used to be called:
Blue Jays Stadium
Exhibition Place
Maple Leaf Gardens
Ontario Place
Skydome
Argo Field
17. The CN Tower is the tallest free-standing land structure on Earth.
True
False
18. For a night on the town, I like to dress:
in comfy casual clothes - jeans, t-shirt, plaid flannel or leather jacket.
in the coolest club wear with lotsa bling and shoes I can barely walk in.
kinda upscale, like a sharp suit or a sexy cocktail dress
in a Leafs jersey and corduroys
anything that demonstrates how hard I rock, like a LedZep t-shirt, studded belt, ripped jeans, fake tattoos
anything with a logo on it. I especially LOVE beer logos, but fashion designers and athletic companies are awesome too.
19. Tim Horton's "double-double" is:
two goals in the same period of hockey
two goals in the same game of hockey
Tim's secret code for a threesome
a term used in hockey betting
a coffee with cream & sugar
a donut with two holes
20. Have you ever been to a Rolling Stones concert?
Yes
No
21. Have you ever had a mullet?
Yes
No
What's a mullet?
22. Have you ever called in the military to shovel snow from your driveway or sidewalk?
Yes
No
I don't need to, I have able-bodied children.
23. Do you often blame your problems on Alberta or Quebec?
Yes
No, I blame my problems on Ottawa.
I'm from Alberta and blame my problems on Toronto.
I'm from Quebec and blame my problems on Toronto.
I'm American and blame my problems on Canada.
I'm American and blame my problems on Bush.
24. How many fingers am I holding up?
three
four
twelve
two (index and pinky, held above head in a thrusting motion)
just the middle one
25. I took this quiz because:
Rating my own Torontoness is very important to me.
I'm at work and I need to look busy.
I googled William Shatner and ended up here by accident.
I read about this quiz on Rocketradio and I thought it would be fun.
Katrocket made me.
I don't recall taking any quiz.

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