1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Toronto is the capital of Canada. True False 4. Toronto is the Center of the Universe. True False 5. Toronto goes by the nickname of: the T-Dot T.O. Tronna Hogtown Hockeytown Funkytown 6. I have lived in Toronto for: 0-5 years 6-10 years 10-15 years over 15 years I have never lived in Toronto. I totally wish I lived in Toronto. 7. I have visited Toronto: 1 - 5 times 6 - 15 times over 15 times I have never been to Toronto but it is a lifelong dream of mine. Now why the hell would I want to go to Toronto? 8. The most common sight on any major Toronto street is: newspaper boxes hookers in furry muklukks injured pedestrians the beer store car-sized potholes electric streetcars 9. On a typical Saturday night, I like to: drink beer and watch Hockey Night in Canada on CBC put on something skanky and line up for 2 hrs to get into a club play games/ play with myself on the internet brew my own beer / grow my own pot rent a DVD... Saturday night is Family Night! make some tea and curl up with a good book 10. When the government does something that really pisses me off, I generally: complain to my local MPP organize a grassroots coalition to Fight the Power! write a scathing post about it in my blog tear into a drunken rant at my local pub watch Fashion Television with no pants on 11. The last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup was in: 2002 1995 1972 1967 1953 1929 12. Toronto's oldest brewery is: Labatt's Molson Carling O'Keefe Brick Gooderham & Worts Sleeman 13. Which one of these people is NOT a famous Torontonian: John Candy, comedian Peter Jennings, news anchor William Shatner, actor David Cronenburg, filmmaker Morely Safer, host of "60 minutes" Frank Gehry, architect 14. "TTC" stands for: Toronto Tourism Committee Toronto Telephone Company Toronto Transit Commission Toronto Television Corporation Toronto Taxidermist's Club Take The Car 15. Speaker's Corner is located at: Spadina & St. Clair Bay & Bloor Yonge & Dundas Queen & John Pape & Danforth King & Dufferin 16. The Rogers Centre used to be called: Blue Jays Stadium Exhibition Place Maple Leaf Gardens Ontario Place Skydome Argo Field 17. The CN Tower is the tallest free-standing land structure on Earth. True False 18. For a night on the town, I like to dress: in comfy casual clothes - jeans, t-shirt, plaid flannel or leather jacket. in the coolest club wear with lotsa bling and shoes I can barely walk in. kinda upscale, like a sharp suit or a sexy cocktail dress in a Leafs jersey and corduroys anything that demonstrates how hard I rock, like a LedZep t-shirt, studded belt, ripped jeans, fake tattoos anything with a logo on it. I especially LOVE beer logos, but fashion designers and athletic companies are awesome too. 19. Tim Horton's "double-double" is: two goals in the same period of hockey two goals in the same game of hockey Tim's secret code for a threesome a term used in hockey betting a coffee with cream & sugar a donut with two holes 20. Have you ever been to a Rolling Stones concert? Yes No 21. Have you ever had a mullet? Yes No What's a mullet? 22. Have you ever called in the military to shovel snow from your driveway or sidewalk? Yes No I don't need to, I have able-bodied children. 23. Do you often blame your problems on Alberta or Quebec? Yes No, I blame my problems on Ottawa. I'm from Alberta and blame my problems on Toronto. I'm from Quebec and blame my problems on Toronto. I'm American and blame my problems on Canada. I'm American and blame my problems on Bush. 24. How many fingers am I holding up? three four twelve two (index and pinky, held above head in a thrusting motion) just the middle one 25. I took this quiz because: Rating my own Torontoness is very important to me. I'm at work and I need to look busy. I googled William Shatner and ended up here by accident. I read about this quiz on Rocketradio and I thought it would be fun. Katrocket made me. I don't recall taking any quiz.