How Socially Awkward Are You?

There are many socially awkward people, but few true ridiculous nutjobs. Insanity is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a ridiculous nutjob? A ridiculous nutjob is someone who has an extraordinarily awkward mind, is not able to maneuver through simply social situations, and sees the world through no comprehendable point of view.

Are a YOU disturbed social reject? Do you have the ridiculousness to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few moments you will know!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Welcome to the social awkwardness quiz! Are you prepared to begin?
Absolutely
Abshhicahloot-lah
Yes
Stares off into space
4. Imagine that you are 12 (or, just act as usual if you actually are). You aunt, or whomever, asks what you want to be when you "grow up". How do you respond?
In the cute, expected way, for example fireman or baseball player
Like a violent wise-az, for example viking or knife-wielding maniac
Like a sarcasticly "cute" wise-az, for example fire-truck or baseball
Honestly and intelligently
5. Scenario: You're at school or work, and someone purposely pilfers something of yours. How do you react?
Attempt to grab it back
Say, "Wha-what the hell man! What the hell!" and knock them over
Simply confront them, politely asking for it back
Ignore it
6. Scenario: You're being offered shrooms, and you are very apprehensive about such substances. How do you respond?
Take the shrooms anyway, I don't want to look inferior
Stand firmly by my moral convictions and deny the shrooms
Act like you're not making a big deal out of it, but find some excuse not to take the shrooms
This wouldn't happen because I'm not apprehensive about mind-altering drugs
This wouldn't happen because I'm not apprehensive about mind-altering drugs, but I have other reasons to refuse the shrooms
7. Scenario: After a nasty scrape with a rabid penguin, you are left with a moderate speech impediment. How do you speak until your jaw heals?
As little as possible, that's embarassing
I'll try to sound as normal as possibe
I don't really care, I won't bother attempting to hide it
I'll turn it into a source of humour
This would never happen, because I have a non-aggression pact with rabid penguins
8. Scenario: You just tell what you thought was an absolutely hilarious joke, but no-one seems to have been paying attention. How do you react?
Loudly shout, "HEEEEEYY!!" and then repeat the joke
Keep your my mouth shut
Loudly make an insulting, vulgar, and/or self-deprecating comment about the lack of interest
9. The cow says ___.
Moo
Moo moo milkertons
Bhewzsh
10. Imagine that you were born into a family who worshipped Teh Madjikal Voodoo Gawd Billy-Bob. How would this affect your religion?
I would eventually convert to what I currently am, as I'm certain it is the ideal faith for me
I'd probably go along with it
I would refuse to worship something so unholy and ridiculous even if I did not end up exactly where I am now
This would never occur, as Billy-Bob is actually a minor deity, not a Madjikal Voodoo Gawd
11. Scenario: Someone walks up to your and yells, "FACEMASK!" How do you respond?
I shout, "Facemask...!" back at him, somewhat confused
I wholeheartedly exclaim, "FAAACEMAAASK!!!!!", waving my arms wildly
I ignore him
I ask him if he's taken his pills
12. Scenario: It suddenly dawns on you that this quiz was probably a waste of your time. How do you react?
Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment anyway
Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment despite this
Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment even though you have little reason to do so

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Welcome to the social awkwardness quiz! Are you prepared to begin?

Absolutely

Absh*hic*ahloot-lah

Yes

*Stares off into space*

4. Imagine that you are 12 (or, just act as usual if you actually are). You aunt, or whomever, asks what you want to be when you "grow up". How do you respond?

In the cute, expected way, for example fireman or baseball player

Like a violent wise-az, for example viking or knife-wielding maniac

Like a sarcasticly "cute" wise-az, for example fire-truck or baseball

Honestly and intelligently

5. Scenario: You're at school or work, and someone purposely pilfers something of yours. How do you react?

Attempt to grab it back

Say, "Wha-what the hell man! What the hell!" and knock them over

Simply confront them, politely asking for it back

Ignore it

6. Scenario: You're being offered shrooms, and you are very apprehensive about such substances. How do you respond?

Take the shrooms anyway, I don't want to look inferior

Stand firmly by my moral convictions and deny the shrooms

Act like you're not making a big deal out of it, but find some excuse not to take the shrooms

This wouldn't happen because I'm not apprehensive about mind-altering drugs

This wouldn't happen because I'm not apprehensive about mind-altering drugs, but I have other reasons to refuse the shrooms

7. Scenario: After a nasty scrape with a rabid penguin, you are left with a moderate speech impediment. How do you speak until your jaw heals?

As little as possible, that's embarassing

I'll try to sound as normal as possibe

I don't really care, I won't bother attempting to hide it

I'll turn it into a source of humour

This would never happen, because I have a non-aggression pact with rabid penguins

8. Scenario: You just tell what you thought was an absolutely hilarious joke, but no-one seems to have been paying attention. How do you react?

Loudly shout, "HEEEEEYY!!" and then repeat the joke

Keep your my mouth shut

Loudly make an insulting, vulgar, and/or self-deprecating comment about the lack of interest

9. The cow says ___.

Moo

Moo moo milkertons

Bhewzsh

10. Imagine that you were born into a family who worshipped Teh Madjikal Voodoo Gawd Billy-Bob. How would this affect your religion?

I would eventually convert to what I currently am, as I'm certain it is the ideal faith for me

I'd probably go along with it

I would refuse to worship something so unholy and ridiculous even if I did not end up exactly where I am now

This would never occur, as Billy-Bob is actually a minor deity, not a Madjikal Voodoo Gawd

11. Scenario: Someone walks up to your and yells, "FACEMASK!" How do you respond?

I shout, "Facemask...!" back at him, somewhat confused

I wholeheartedly exclaim, "FAAACEMAAASK!!!!!", waving my arms wildly

I ignore him

I ask him if he's taken his pills

12. Scenario: It suddenly dawns on you that this quiz was probably a waste of your time. How do you react?

Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment anyway

Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment despite this

Submit your answers and leave 10 stars and a positive comment even though you have little reason to do so

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