How Slav Are You Really? (Meme Version)

-To fill in- Test to see if you are truly Slav or if you are truly not Slav. This is the only way of finding out the truth of your Slav instincts. Suka Blyat.

-To fill in (again)- I hate these quiz paragraphs... I want some way around them, Vadim! Find a way, will you? Good! ... VADIM!!! I said find a way around this! Oh... You did? Thanks, Vadim!

Created by: Dbradley_2002

How often do you say "suka blyat" or "blyat" on a daily basis?
- Very often
- Often
- 50/50
- Not often
- Not very often
- "Oy blin! I am Boris blyat!!"
- I don't notice... (Me: Sad :/)
Do watch Slav memes?
- YES
- Yes
- Yeah
- Eh.. if I feel like it...
- Nah
- NO
- "Is this even question?"
- Other
Do you watch Life of Boris on YouTube?
- Yes Yes Yes.
- Mayonnaise. Me: Good enough for me!
- yes
- I have once
- No
One of a few ultimate Slav questions: Do you Slav squat???
- "Squats on toes break your bones..." Me: Yep!
- Yes
- I have on accident.
- I have, but only because I had to.
- I have once, it hurt...
- No
- Other/None above
Do you Slavic hard bass? (Ex. Narkotik Kal, Nash Gimn, Cheeki Breeki, etc.)
- Yes
- Yes, as a last resort
- No
"Hand me the mayonnaise blyat!"
- Here you go blyat.
- Here is mayonnaise
- No
- I don't have mayonnaise... :/
- Other
If you could, or if you can, would you drink vodka?
- Yeah, possibly
- I suppose so
- I don't think I'd like it
- Nah, not my type
- No, not at all
- No
- I'm too young to drink!/Don't even want to.
- Other
What do you call your grandma?
- Grandma, duh
- Granny
- Grandmother
- Babushka!
If you could, would you ever want to meet Boris of Life of Boris?
- Yes
- Sure
- I don't know
- No
- Too far
- Other
(No affect) Like the quiz?
- Oy blin! Of course!
- Yes, blyat.
- It was okay
- Meh
- Nah, not really
- Other

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