1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What do you think of Valentines day? I love it, nice to have admirers. I like it, most years I get a card/present through. It's OK, some years are better than others. I dislike it, I don't really get cards/presents through though. I hate it, it's just a commercial load of nonsense.4. Someone in your place of work has their eyes on you everytime you happen to glance over at them. What runs through your head? They look fantastic and they're looking at me! I know they're just dying to ask me out and those eyes are GORGEOUS Hmm, they're kinda cute. I wonder if they're staring at my eyes or they're staring at the spinach in my teeth. I think they might need help with their work, they look a bit um dazed. Why are they staring at me like that for? Do I have toothpaste on my chin again? Because they wouldn't be looking at me otherwise. That [insert derogatory term here] is giving me the eyes again. I swear if they don't stop staring I'll give them a piece of my mind!5. Over the course of your life, have you ever been seriously in love with someone? Yes like they are/was with me. I am/was but they never knew/felt the same with me I just deal with lust. No not really I just didn't want to show my emotions, I didn't want to get hurt. I've never been truly in love. If it all goes wrong it only leads to heatbreak.6. You see a couple kissing outside. You feel: Pleased for them because they look happy with each other. Glad for them and it makes you reflect on all the memories of your own life. You just carry on walking and not really think about it. A bit annoyed at them, maybe jealous? Hatred because it makes you sick to see pdas.7. Romantic movies make you want to: Go ahhhh, start blubbing and kiss someone. Tuck into your popcorn and cuddle up with someone. Laugh or cry, depends if someone likes you at the moment really. Fall asleep until the movie's over. Hurl your guts up and storm out of that movie to go and see something bloodier.8. Your idea of a romantic dinner is: Candle-light, home cooked food or a posh restaurant. A home cooked meal or sometimes visiting a fairly inexpensive restaurant. Depends on the person you're with. Microwavable meal for two or a Maccy D's. Stuff the meal. You can't be bothered to spend money or spend time cooking nosh for two.9. You get given someone's number. You: Give them a ring back the next day and you work from there to make something special. Give them a ring back in the next week or so and you'll see what happens in a few months. You might ring them back, you might not. You haven't bothered to ring them back because it wouldn't have worked out anyway. You take that number and rip it up in front of their face. That's how you feel about them.10. You purchase a bottle of red wine so: It compliments perfectly that cosy night in you're having with your lover. You can take it with you to that party you know that the cute person who you've had your eye on is going to be there. You can store it away for a future event. You can drown your sorrows after being dumped/losing your job/ bored. You don't buy wine because you don't drink it anyway and there's no-one to drink it with if you did.11. Someone asks you to go out with them. You: Scream yes and start snogging their face off almost immediately. Say yes, give them a peck on the cheek and arrange a date to go out somewhere as a couple. Don't really know what you'd do. Again it'd depend on the person. Reject them carefully so you wouldn't hurt their feelings. However, you're just not interested in them. Yell no at them and storm off.12. Finally. You're wedding day will be: Just like what you imagined when you were younger. It'd be a dream come true for you amd you'd never forget it. Hectic and mad but you'd love every minute of it. You're not sure about marriage yet. Chaos and more than likely you're wedding car will break down and your outfit will get covered in mud. As fun as having all of your eyelashes pulled out one by one while you're armpits are infested by the cast of 1000 fleas.