How much of a smart @ss are you?

Smart @sses come in rares these days.I have been devoted to yank them out of the closet and into the world.These poor creatures dont know how funny life is until they try to put their best foot forward and smart the @sses of all the people they know.

Are you out of the closet or do i need to yank you? Find out with this quiz. These questions will seem weird at first, but they all lead up to your awaited result.Can you make it to the top spot, no, i have, but you could be the next one under. Its all up to you now, good luck...

Created by: Keteni
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning?
I dont say anything.
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.
Why cant mornings be in the afternoon?
Is it morning already?
...work...(grumble)...
What was the question again?
4. What two animals are you most like?
A bunny and a snake
A donkey and an owl
A cat and a dog
A slug and a snail
A fish and a bird
a homosapien
5. What is your favorite color?
red
orange
yellow
black
pink
blue
6. Do you curse out George W. Bush when he comes on your tv?
yes
no
who?
7. If somebody told you that your @ss was big, what would you do?
slap them
cry
go check it out in a mirror to see if they wee right
say, yep but its smarter than the pea your skull has
ignore them
my butt isnt big,why do you ask such wierd questions?
8. I am the Queen of smart @ss, what do you say to that?
Good for you
why cant i be queen
cry..meanie..
congrats
who cares
why are you gloating?
9. what is your fav type of candy?
chocolate
sour
fruity
cotton
hot
i dont eat candy
10. Are you glad these questions are over?
yes
no
no dont leave, you are funny
who could care
who are you?
yes and no
11. Just kidding. What is your fav holiday?
Halloween
Days of the Dead
Oct. 31
other
12. Your in-laws call. What do you do? If you arent married, just pretend.
Hang up
act like your having sex while on the phone and hang up
talk and board the doors so they cant get in
scream then hang up
call the cops cause you have a restraining order on them
you like your in-laws very much

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