How much of a Dumb Blonde are you?

There are many smart people, but to make up with every smart person, there has to be some little problem in the gene pool. That, my friends, are dumb blondes.

Are YOU that problem that causes movies like Legally Blonde to come out? Have you put on a sports jacket and a fur coat when painting, because the label said, "FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS?" Well, find out now, and take this test!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Okay, you're at school, and in SS, your teacher asks you the capital of texas. You say....
Houston
DALLAS!!! (Duh, it's right)
Nothing. It is against your ideals to talk.
4. What is your natural hair color? (No lying!)
Blonde...Blonde...BLONDE!!!!
Red or Brown
Black
5. Do you like bubbles?
Mebe...
ESQUEE I LUV BUBBLES!
No.
6. Have you ever tripped over ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?
Only a few times.
Yes.
I'm not stupid.
7. What's your favorite food?
Healthy stuff. Granola, Whole Foods, etc.
COOKIES! -munch munch-
Nothing...I don't eat anything but the hearts of my enemies.
8. What's your favorite animal?
Cats.
Bunnies, puppies, kittens, bunnies...
One that's served to me medium rare.
9. What is wronge with this sentece?
The fact that it's stupid.
Words are spelled wrong.
Umm...?
10. What do you think about this test so far?
A waste of time.
IT'S TOO HARD!
Nothing.
11. An orphan sees her mother across the street. Who crosses the street first?
Um...the mother, cuz little kids shouldn't cross the street.
The kid
Neither
12. What are your favorite colors?
Pink and Purple!!!
Red and Black.
Yellow and Orange
13. Do you constantly say "like" when you talk?
Like, umm, Like, this is, like, a hard, like, question!!!!!!
Well, most of America does now...so, yes.
I'm not stupid.
14. Have you ever run into a glass door/screen?
Yes...but only once.
-slams into screen- Um, no. What are you talking about?
No.
15. A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts." The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blo
The doctor replies, "Because you have leprosy.."
The doctor replies, "Because you're stupidity has finally taken a toll on you.."
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
16. Why did you take this quiz in the first place?
Um...it sounded interesting.
Because I am NOT a dumb blonde.
Because I like to press the little click-y button! WHEEE!
17. When you tell your friends a story, do they usually ask, "What the heck are you talking about?"
OMG! All the everyday!
No...because I make sense.
Occasionally.
18. Who is your favorite BLONDE celebrity?
Reese Witherspoon
Marilyn Monroe
Elvis
19. Have you ever had a cup of coffee/something you stir, and poked yourself in the eye because you forgot the take out the spoon?
ONLY ONCE!
Haha! How did you know?
No. What an idiot.
20. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Oh, I know that one.
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
No...you have to shine it in her EYES. Like the po-lice do!
21. How long does it take you to watch a Hour-long episode of America's Next Top Model?
God, like, a whole /hour/.
Really? It takes me three...
Is that a trick question?
22. Be honest...when you need to put something in alphabetical order, do you have to sing the alphabet song?
Totally! Who doesn't!?
No. I'm not blonde.
-singing- ABFIGH Elemnohpee...

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