How much do you know about Jesus?

Many people claim to know Jesus, but how well do you actually know Jesus? You may discover that you actually know Jesus more than you bargained for. Jesus is quite a character and can often surprise you, especially on your birthday.

Hold your breath (don't really), hang on tight (you don't have to, but it would be nice), and get ready to take the Jesus-knowing ride! All arms and legs and bracelets must be kept inside the Jesus ride at all times. No spitting.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is Jesus' favourite flavour of ice cream?
Fruits of the forest
Nimt ("New mint")
Loaves
Chewy Gregorian
Lemon
Bisto
4. What kind of ride does he have?
Bicycle
Helicopter hat
Dolphin
Train
Foots
Unicycle
5. What is Jesus' favourite luxury to treat himself to?
Scented candles
Frappuccino
Cloaks
CDs (classical, easy listening, trumpets)
CDs (hip hip, techno, rock and roll)
Fancy pens
6. What brand does Jesus use on his hair?
Tresemme
Lush
Aussie
Pantene
Timotei
Head & Shoulders
7. Who is his favourite Harry Potter character?
Peeves
Seamus O'Finnigan
Cho Chang
Pigwidgeon
Proffessor Slughorn
Ron
8. What is Jesus hoping for for his birthday? (Hurry up, it's soon!)
A tie
A Blackberry
Actual blackberries
Alexander McCall Smith novels
New Spyro The Dragon game
Cheese board
9. What time is it?
8.40am
9.16pm
3.50pm
12.20pm
4.14am
I don't have a watch
10. What is Jesus' favourite animal?
Elephant
Star-nosed mole
Locust
Tazmanian tiger
Manatee
Plankton
11. Who has Jesus seen in concert more times than anybody else?
The Who
Kaiser Chiefs
Pet Shop Boys
Dionne Warwick
Kraftwerk
Van Der Graaf Generator
12. Jesus makes you a mix tape. What does he put on the end to fill the short blank space?
A 1 minute Wire song
Some random guy talking on the radio
The middle of a Cher song (that was on the tape before he taped over it)
A blast of Eddie Izzard
Leaves it blank
Himself singing
13. Complete the Jesus quote: "My hobbies are ___ and ___."
Needlepoint, soap-making
Microwave cookery, opera
Running, reading
Watching soaps, Watching House M.D.
Writing to newspapers, marzipan sculptures
This, that
14. What result does Jesus get most often in online quizzes?
Jock
68% flirt
Adorable Alsation!
You know all there is to know about Buffy!
Emo
Cookie Monster
15. If Jesus was a girl, he would have been called-
Jesusita
Mimi
Mary-Jo
Gurjeet
Nando
She'd be called Jesus anyway
16. What is Jesus' favourite colour?
Clear
Puce
Tangerine
Payne's grey
Magnolia
Glittery pink
17. What is Jesus' favourite song in the charts at the moment?
"Neighbours" - Neighbours (Australia)
"Gotta See Yo Bum" - Rapperty & the Rapping Men (US)
"Geburtstagstanz" - Jill und Nigel (Germany)
"Ironic Pop Cover" - The Beigeness (UK)
"Fromage Frais" - Papa (France)
"Shriek!" - Michael Jackson (New Zealand)
18. For winter fashwun, Jesus predicts-
Floppy shoes
Invisible buttons
Upside-down trousers
Horses
Pill-box hats
Liquid brooches
19. Jesus' favourite magazine is?
Just Seventeen (but not J17)
Kerrang
Asian Bride
Grazia
New Scientist
Private Eye
20. Lastly, what would you make Jesus for breakfast in bed?
Cheerios and tomato juice (seperately)
Continental selection of cheeses, cured meats, and bread
An ox (cooked) and a turkey (live, for entertainment)
McDonald's
Egg with soldiers
Tea and chives

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