How Meghan are You?

There are many short people, but few true Meghans. Meghan is, after all, quite exceptional. Who is Meghan? Meghan is someone who has an extraordinarily deviant mind, is sometimes able to solve simple problems by mooching off of her friend, but is otherwise screwed, and sees the world through an entirely self-centered point of view.

Are YOU Meghan? Do you have the wider-than-tallishness to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now, you could only wonder. But, thanks to this great quiz, in just a few moments, you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How would you engage someone in hand-to-hand combat?
Poke them relentlessly
Kick him or her in the shin
Punch him or her
Elbow him or her
Drag him or her to the ground and grapple
Pull out a knife
4. How would you spent a hot summer day?
Outside, doing something of interest
Socializing
Cleaning
Making something of your life
Watching a Very Potter Musical
Visiting Disney
5. What do you intend to do when you grow up?
Work at Disney
Psychology
Dog training
Manufacture chewing gum
CARNIE
Toast
6. Who is your best friend?
ABOMBIC TOM
Happy-go-lucky thespian with mismatched outfits in general and obnoxious personality
Aging Polish English teacher who is rather violent-minded and frightening
Short young woman with poor economic sense and a plaid shirt
Tall, lanky oldskool rap fan
Patrick
7. What is/was your favorite class in school?
English with a frightening old Polish woman
Lunch
Study with a few certain friends and booze and Joe
Joe
Spanish
Holland, nuff' said
8. Do you like pets?
Yes
No
I love my kitty-cats
My best friend has a certain horse-looking dog that I want to ride like a horse
Oh, and she also has guinea pigs
You're high
9. Hablas Espanjol?
No! Je parle Francais!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Que?
No spaken ze Deutsch
Japanese with like six million 'E's
Yes
What are you smoking?
10. Oh, we have to leave
True
False
11. How short are you?
Not at all
A bit shorter than average
Fairly short
Considerably short
Midget
So short, I can jump off the curb into a puddle of water and not hit the bottom
12. Have you skipped any of of the previous questions, as the answers have not applied to you?
Yes
No
13. Are you sometimes used as an armrest?
Yes
No
Often
14. Do you have a tendency to fall and drop all of your things for no apparent reason?
Yes
No
15. Have you heard enough about platypi?
Yes
No, I want to hear more
16. Would you be more likely to spend your weekend:
Writing fan-fiction about Japanese things that were awful enough before you got involved
Doing something with your life
17. Would you say you're about 35% Patrick?
Yes
No, less
No, more
Who's Patrick?

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