How Maryland Eastern Shore Are You?

There are many different types of Marylanders. The Chesapeake Bay seperates us into a completley different world. They have guns, drugs, and violence. We have that here too, just not in the high amounts. We've got hillbillie firefighters, nutria, woods, swamps, and everything that you need to be a backwoods true Sho' Hillbillie. There are only a select few that we admit the the ranks of Eastern Sho' Hillbillie God, and if you are among these, than strap on the firehose boys and toss in the dentures!! It's goin to be a hot time in the town tonight!!

Contrary to popular belief Hillbillies are no smarter or dumber then a person from the city, though Hillbillies tend to enjoy the simpler pleasures in life, are laid back, have a penchant for homemade liquor, and have their own slang words. It is a gross misconception that Rednecks and Hillbillies are one in the same, in truth they are not. Hillbillies, don't date family members. Take this Survey and find out in Minutes if you are among the ranks of the best Eastern Sho' Hillbillies.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are the main means of income for our residents?
Farming, Seafood, Chicken Breeding
Farming, Tourism, Ocean City
Watermen, Farming, Fishing
This is too Redneck already!
4. Where is Harriet Tubmans Real Birthplace?
Somewhere in PA, But who cares.
Dorchester County is close enough.
A Plantaion on Bucktown Road
5. Who would have made the best shefiff for Talbot County?
Dallas Pope
George Ball
6. Have you ever been Cow Tipping?
Yes
No
7. How many counties are there on the Eastern Shore?
4
6
11
9
8. Where is "Groove City"?
Easton
Denton
Cambridge
Salisbury
9. There is as least 1 broken down vehicle with no tags in your yard.
True
False
10. You are a member of at least 1 Volunteer Fire Department on the Sho'.
True
False
11. What is Chicken Necking?
Catching chickens by their necks.
Plucking a chicken while holding it by the neck.
Crabbing, using chicken necks as bait.
A dance made up by a drunk at a local bar.
12. Who is David Allan Coe?
A fisherman famous for his banjo picking.
A past Wicomico County Sheriff.
IN THE RAIN, IN THE GOD DAMNED RAIN!!!
My baby daddy.

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