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How Maryland Are You?

Marylanders are a rare breed. You'd never guess such a distinct identity would crop up in this tiny state, but believe me, hon, Maryland is home to some of the country's oddest and proudest Americans.

You may have been born in Maryland, or may have recently moved here, but do you have this state in your BLOOD? How Maryland are you, HON? Let's go downeeoshun with Dauhn-ny and some Natty Bo, and find out!

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
You have the following number of relatives that live in Maryland:
	1-3
	4-6
	7-9
	9-12
	the whole damn family
	none
You prefer to eat blue crab with the following
	nothing, they're gross
	vinegar
	butter
	old bay
	in a salad
	right out of the crab trap
Governor Bob Erlich is...
	One Hell of a Guy
	A Perfect Example of Bad Hair
	A Joke
	Who?
	My distant relative
	My Baby Daddy
The trashiest place in Maryland is...
	Waldorf
	Dundalk
	Essex
	Eastern Shore
	Cumberland
	Silver Spring
Plaid shorts with pastel polos are:
	all the rage
	only for those who are sexually-questionable
	not something I have ever seen anyone wear
	Standard BMore Uniform
	only for rich private school kids
There are _____ number of tolls on the trip down to the beach:
	1
	2
	3
	4
	5
The Ravens won the Superbowl in:
	1985
	2003
	2002
	2001
	the what?
Front Page of the Sports Page in Maryland would cover:
	Ravens and Hopkins Lacrosse
	Orioles and Loyola Lacrosse
	World Cup Soccer and Wimbeldon
	Orioles and Ravens
	Orioles and Preakness Stakes
Your favorite fast food joint is:
	Hardees
	Roy Rogers
	McDonalds
	Burger King
	White Castle
Speeding Tickets in Maryland are:
	a pain, the fines are through the roof!
	dime a dozen, the 5-0 is everywhere
	what, hon?
	Not a problem, my uncle's friend is a sheriff
	a Godsend as long as it's not a DWI
In Maryland you have a good chance of getting:
	cheap heroine
	a sexually transmitted disease
	tax free shopping
	a mullet
	stung by a jellyfish

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