How Kyle are You?

There are many antisocial, maniacal sloths, but few true Kyles. Kyle is, after all, quite exceptional. Who is Kyle? Kyle is someone who has an extraordinarily ineffectual mind, considering his relatively high intelligence, is unable to solve the problem of how to save the poor cows, and sees the world through an entirely disagreeable point of view.

Are YOU Kyle? Do you have the darkness of soul to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now, you could only wonder. But, thanks to this great quiz, in just a few moments, you will find out

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which is the best programme?
Jackass
Spongebob
Scooby-Doo
American Idol
24
Death Note
4. Who's the better deity?
Cthul'hu
Hephaestus
Þor
God
Sea Hag
Flying Spaghetti Monster
5. About how many times, per each instance of you hitting someone, do you warn someone that you will or ought to hit him or her?
0
1
A few
10
10-50
More than 50
6. Let's say your buddy is called Jack Templar. Do you refer to this person as:
Jack
Templar
7. Did you scoff at the stupid name?
Yes
No
No, I couldn't muster the energy
8. It's 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Which of the following are you most likely wearing?
Jeans and a t-shirt
Shorts and a t-shirt
Jeans and a regular shirt
A suit
A power-blue f---ing suit, and a white shirt, and a red tie
Black pants, a black sweater, a shirt underneath, neon-green gloves, and checkered Chucks
9. Would you describe yourself as a man of many contradictions?
Yes
No
I might have, if it hadn't just been suggested by you
10. Are you more apt to:
Cackle evilly
Laugh good-naturedly
11. Do you express agreement by going, "Mhhhm," and gesticulating?
Yes
No
12. Do you express your belief that something is absurd by going, "Pffmpt," and widening your gaze, then turning away?
Yes
No
13. Would you rather:
Socialize
Die
14. Would you rather:
Play some sort of card game which is neither Pokemanz nor Yugi-Os
Clip fuzzy bits off your neon-green fingerless gloves
Clip fuzzy bits off your neon-green fingerless gloves, and it's not spelled "Yugi-Os"
15. Which of these best fits you?
Absent-minded slacker with a heart of gold
Psycho ritalin abuser
Madjikal picture, what if you look at it long enough, it turns into something
Ugh...
16. Who would win in a fight?
Tim Burton
Peter Murphy
One of Shoggoth's tentacles
17. Are you struggling to maintain the willpower to check these 17 boxes?
Yes, it's very strenuous
No

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