How Insane Are You?

Everyone has their little quirks: dancing at inappropriate times, collecting pens, decorating coconuts and so on. After all, we all do strange things sometimes, don't we? And how exactly do we define whether someone is insane or not?

But how are YOU to know whether you're harmlessly quirky or a complete nutter? How insane *are* you, really? Take this short and (hopefully) funny quiz to find out.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When is your ideal time to call a friend on the phone?
After school
About 7 p.m.
Midnight
Three in the morning
4. You are lost in the woods. Suddenly a bear comes out of the trees. What do you do?
Say hello to it and offer it one of your sandwiches
Scream and run away
Play dead
Start to dance
5. You are thinking of changing your hairstyle. Which of these would you pick?
Shave it all off and dye the stubble pink
Dye it black or red
Hack your hair into a Mohican
Hair? What is hair?
6. Which out of all these is your favourite activity?
Dancing to the tune of You're a Pink Toothbrush, I'm a Blue Toothbrush
Trying on various unlikely hats
Watching The Teletubbies
Spelling out the entire works of Charles Dickens using the lids from packets of Smarties
Making a hammock out of straw
7. Which out of these is your favourite song?
"Crazy Frog" theme tune
"I am the Walrus" by the Beatles
"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
"The Teletubbies" theme tune
"The Magic Roundabout" theme tune
8. Which one-liner out of these is most suited to you? (Note: all of these one-liners come from http://mutedfaith.com/funny. Great website, give it a try)
"We are what we eat,,, Mmm, nuts!"
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you."
"Everyone is someone else's weirdo."
"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."
"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's OK, they know me there."
9. Which nickname would you call yourself out of these?
The Walking Peanut
The Cookie Monster
Big Pink Candyfloss Bear
The Teletubby King/Queen
The Hat Monster
The Annoying Thing
10. Which animal are you?
A cat
A monkey
A mouse
A bee
A crazy frog
11. What is your favourite online activity?
Erm... hotmail and MySpace...
The Dancing Bush game (http://www,bored.com/dancingbush)
Making MySpace profiles for my favourite Sesame Street characters
Sending strange emails to your friends
Watching videos of dancing penguins on YouTube
12. Finally, how would you describe yourself?
Completely mad and completely happy with that
Definitely NOT insane. Don't listen to the people who say that I'm paranoid - they're all secretly plotting against me. Don't listen, I tell you!
I would be considered normal in some cultures.
I am the Teletubby King! All hail!
Erm... sane... I think...
I'm so normal I don't know why I even took this quiz

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