How Insane are you?

Insanity. It is a terrible thing that no human should have to deal with. Being insane would put you among the ranks of Hannibal Lector, Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, Edgar Allen Poe, and Celine Dion.

Are YOU insane? Perhaps you've listened to "Revolution #9" 15 times in a row, or finally snapped after realizing your life sucks. But hey! How can you even be sure if you're insane in the first place? Just take this quiz my friend, and soon you might be stuck in an asyloum too!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you thought you were insane, what would you do?
Ignore the thought
Think about checking into an asylum, and check in
Think about checking into an asylum, but don't check in
Insane? Ha! You must be insane!
Insane? I Know I am!
This quiz sucks! I'm going to go listen to Celine Dion!
4. Do you see things when no one else is around? (i.e. a freaky bunny, civil war age children, pale japanese children, your dead relative, etc.)
No
Yes
Ahh! There's the bunny now!
5. Have you ever had thoughts of killing your mother?
No
Yes
Thanks for reminding me! Oh Mother, come upstairs, would you...
6. Your mom!
What?
Excuse Me?
Yes, I just killed her...
7. What do you want to eat right now?
Pizza
A Pop-Tart
A burger
My mother's rotting corpse
8. How many people in your family are insane?
0
1-3
4-6
7-9
10-15
All of them
9. How many people have you killed in the past 5 minutes?
0
1
2
3
4
0.00000000000000000000002% of the world's population
10. There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright In the middle of the night ____________________________ (Fill in the blank)
To find out that his dream had come true
To find out he had taken a poo
Whoa! I can CONNECT with this guy!
Oh God! The shoes! The poor, poor shoes! (begins to sob)
11. Someday, I plan to...
be an average civillian
meet Celine Dion
RULE THE WORLD!
Destroy humanity in a fiery Holocaust!
12. Is your mother's corpse still on the floor?
It's not here at all
What the H*** are you talking about?
Duh! Remember? I killed her!
I need to get to an asylum right now!

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