Are Yew Insane?

I was sitting at my computer one morning when I decided I was insane. Although slightly taken aback, I quickly sympathized with people who might have the same plight as me. But what to do about it? I figured the best course of action is to let people realize it for themselves, and then provide them with advice on what to do about it.

This quiz will test your sanity. It is a grueling process, but I believe you are up to the task! If you suffer from a cold, flu, or scarlet fever, then "Are Yew Insane" may not be for you. Talk to your doctor if symptoms continue or become severe.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How long do you predict it will take for you to finish this quiz?
dillydally
about a month
this'll be a cinch.
14.5 minutes
4. What is the 5th letter of the alphabet.
lets check out my spideysense.
78.
the alphabet is gay. as in homosexual.
E.
5. What was the last thing you said to your mother?
there's a kinkle in my salad!
i don't have a mother.
don't you look dashing!
i don't want to fold laundry!
6. Are Peter Pan and Wendy meant to be together forever?
ughhh howcome its raining on my computer?
petey should run away with me.
i do believe in fairies! i do! i do!
no. he's too young for her.
7. What are your thoughts on global warming?
fix my tissue!
i don't have calculations on that particular subject.
polar bears are for losers.
bush needs to die.
8. Do you really think you're all that?
bartholemew has been so good to me.
when?
my chiropractor sure does!
no, but my self-esteem is greatly developed.
9. What is your dream job?
big bird in a bikini.
suntan lotion has 10-50 SPF.
pssh who said i want a job?
to be a doctor.
10. Applebottom jeans...
break my heart, why don't you?
sounds yummy.
next thing you know!
and the boots with the fur!
11. What does the Nestle company make?
run around in triangles, bumblebee.
birdnests.
i dream about them at night.
chocolate.
12. What do you do in your spare time?
ask my yo-yo!
talk to Britney Spears.
make paper-clip towers.
take quizzes.
13. Who do you think you are?
ummm, testing, 1 2 3?
einstein, reincarnated.
your worst nightmare!
that depends on who you are.
14. Where did Dorothy originally live?
fffffuuuuzzzzyyyyy....
Red slippers are sparkly, duh.
Toto, duh.
Kansas, duh.
15. No need to get all ruffled!
bite me.
like a mongoose?
my apologies.
i'm not ruffled.
16. What is the golden rule?
oh, posh, prissy. i never went to uganda.
isn't that from "winnie the pooh"?
do me.
do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
17. How many fingers am I holding up?
what in Wiggles' name is a finger?
7.
4.
i can't see you.
18. Don't do drugs.
roses are NOT red.
i don't like you in THAT way.
why not?
amen, sister.
19. What is 2+2?
the early worm eats dirt!
i think my cell phone is ringing.
22.
4.
20. Peanuts go with elephants, as bones go with...
that's not polite, toaster.
she's hot.
the prehistoric age.
dogs.
21. Who is on the penny?
try not to sneeze, will you?!
coin flipper!
thomas edison.
abraham lincoln.
22. What is the correct answer to this question?
wanna jump up in my lambourghini gallardo?
*snore*
the one i pick.
what question?
23. What would you do if the sky was pink?
wicka-wicka, erraerraerrrrrrrr.
chace crawford!
i'd go see chicken little.
i'd say, "what a lovely sunset."
24. Who won the Super Bowl of 2008?
i have a mouse, and i'm not afraid to use it!
the birdies.
the patriots.
the giants.
25. Ouchie!
i think my mother is home.
awww, poor ashley.
get a life.
are you okay?
26. Who does Harry Potter end up marrying?
*gasp* close the door!
i-am-that-HERO!
voldemort.
ginny weasly.
27. If you won the lottery, how would you spend the money?
im giving you 10 seconds before i pump yer guts full o' lead!
stick-on earrings!
name a star after my dog, chuchu.
on a house.
28. What is the most popular videogame ever?
race car is the same spelled forwards and backwards.
i have to wii.
guitar hero 7.
link.
29. Which direction is this arrow pointing? -->
i see dead people.
hokey pokey.
all around.
right.
30. Doe, a deer, a female ___.
forgiveness is divine.
neptune.
dog.
deer.
31. Why did the chicken cross the road?
gouda rhymes with buddha.
it was a turkey, dummie.
that's as old as the crust on my grandma's underwear!
to get to the other side.
32. Why are you taking this quiz?
such foolish notions ought to be stamped out!
because i'm naked right now.
im busy right now, leave a message.
that's a good question.
33. Coke or Pepsi?
step 1: soak in oil for 15 minutes.
bury me bury me!
who are you working for and why?!
Pepsi.
34. The future is ours!
too kool for skool.
mickey mouse.
gross.
yay.
35. Shouldn't you be in school right now.
blink or DIE.
stuff a squash.
i'm retired.
you caught me!
36. How do you ask people out?
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i think i'm in love with you.
i call them.
37. If someone gave you lice, what would you do?
me chinese!
hide under your bed.
lick them.
yell at them.
38. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
click here to turn me on.
hold your horses, indiana jones.
ride a mule!
get a job, you package.
39. Where is New York?
fill in the first four answers and leave the last two blank.
paper cut!
up my bumblebee.
north of pennsylvania.
40. 3 more questions to go! How does that make you feel?
king solomon? where?
that's kind of personal.
sexxy.
relieved.
41. In what year did the Titanic sink?
geez, we only have one life to live.
i'm sorry, it's just not working between us.
8734.
1912.
42. WE ARE OVER!!!!
hubbabubba max!
a whole new kind of bubble!
nooo i don't believe you!
thank the lord.

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