How Hostile Are You?

Hostility is a complex emotion. It carries with it many feelings, from rage to anger, hatred, bitterness, wrath, ire, fury, and many, many others. Sometimes a little hostility is needed. Sometimes it is not. A team of top shelf hostility experts have put their heads together for this survey.

Are you a hostile person? Do you snap at the slightest provocation? Do you still remember how the doctor slapped you at birth? Are you still plotting your revenge? Do puppy dogs cross to the other side of the street when they see you coming?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Flaws in others disgust me.
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
4. The majority of people would stab you in the back to get what they want
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
5. I tend to act first, think later
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
6. If someone disagrees with me it's because they don't understand.
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
7. If someone does something wrong they deserve to be embarrassed.
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
8. I tend to lose my temper easily.
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
9. When I'm right about something I let people know.
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
10. Most of the things I have, I don't deserve
very false
somewhat false
neutral
somewhat true
very true
11. Someone cuts you off on the highway. You respond by:
not reacting
shaking your fist at him
honking your horn
speeding up to cut him off
following him home and burning down his house
12. A man with crutches is blocking the subway door as you try to board. You respond by:
going to the next car
politely asking him to move in
squeezing past him
pushing past him
stealing his crutches and pushing him off the train.
13. Your roommate drunkenly urinates in your closet. You respond by:
giving him a high-five
laughing at him
giving him a stern talking-to
returning the favor
defecating in his shoes while he sleeps
14. On an airplane flight the small child seated behind you begins to kick your seat. You respond by:
giving him a toy.
asking him to stop
telling the flight attendant
giving him a stern talking-to
locking him in the bathroom
15. While at a bar, someone makes fun of your shoes. You respond by:
dancing a jig for him
leaving the bar
ignoring him
accidentally spilling your beer on him
grabbing bottle from the bar and smashing it over his head
16. Someone throws a frisbee into your head. You respond by:
crying
laughing it off
pretending it didn't happen
cursing at the thrower
ripping the frisbee in half and stabbing the thrower
17. While playing frisbee, someone makes an insinuation that you are a tad overweight. You respond by:
chortling, since fat folk are jolly
prodding your belly to check
ignoring him
insulting him in return
charging at him yelling "give me one shot at him, just one f---ing shot!"
18. While catching a goal in a frisbee game someone attempts to pull your pants down. You respond by:
giving him a hug
smiling in an understanding way
jogging off the field
cursing at him in Japanese
rubbing the disc from his head to toe and spiking it at his feet.
19. A member of another frisbee team insults and threatens you. You respond by:
buying him a beer
apologizing to him
ignoring him
calling him "soft like Tiger Woods"
having him kidnapped by the Taliban
20. Upon entering the back room of the rental car agency at which you work, you find kitty cats all over the place. You respond by:
giggling and playing with the kitty cats
giving the kitty cats some food
smiling kindly at the kitty cats
demanding that the kitty cats be put back in the box
closing the office and moving to a different location

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