Are you smarter than the average chimpanzee?

There are many smart chimpanzees out there, and if you are not one of them then hopefully you are a smart human. If the results of this quiz declare you as less aptitudinally blessed than our generally hairier zoo friends, then you have your work cut out for you, and you will be of no help when/if the chimps attempt a hostile takeover...

I hope that you take it upon yourself to ensure that you are smarter than the average chimpanzee. If you are simply unsure of where you stand against the fuzzy guys then take this quiz, the results might just amaze you. And please don't forget at any time that chimps are not as dumb as you might think...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Did you know, In Quebec, Canada, it's illegal to make yellow margarine. It has to be white?
True
False
If you ask me that question again, I will seek out Richard Simmons and make him deliver your next pizza.
4. Did you know, In Alberta, Canada, it's illegal to publicly remove bandages?
True
False
If you ask me that question again, I will hunt down Chuck Norris (oh yes, I can) and unleash his galactical wrath on you.
5. Did you know, In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person?
True
False
If you ask me that question again, I will grease up your shower floor, so that you will slip and fall head first into the comode.
6. What is the penalty for driving drunk in Taiwan?
True
False
Drunk driver gets to decide
Must sleep with a hooker within 1 square mile
must allow to be given a wedgie lasting not less than 5 minutes
If you ask me this type of question again, I will personally get you drunk and drive you to Taiwan and make you drive to find out.
7. What is the smallest bone in the human body?
hahahahaha, some guys just aren't as fortunate..
True
Femur
Stape
Mandible
False
8. How many calories do you burn in a one minute kiss? approximately...
15
25
35
Depends on who the other person is...
None, I don't kiss, it's for the weak
I haven't kissed yet
9. Did you know, A rollercoaster has no engine?
YES! tee hee
No, DOH
all of MY rollercoasters did...
YOUR A ROLLERCOASTER
10. Canada is the _____ largest country in the world?
Greatest!
3rd
9th
2nd
1st
OH CANADA, OH CANADA....
11. A ducks Quack will echo anywhere, but only at night, and no one know's why.
True
False
Yeah, and my @ss isn't hairy
12. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a real word.
True
False
It's another fancy word for "abbreviation"

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