1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. How expensive is your guitar? Less than $200 $200-$300 $400-$600 $700-$900 $1000+4. Can you tune your guitar? Yes, easily Yes, but only to relative tuning of itself Yes, but I need someone else to give a note to match Yes, but I need a tuner Guitar's have a tuning?5. Do you use a whammy bar? What's a whammy bar? Yes, I use it all the time. I would if my guitar could use it. No.6. How long is your cord to your amp. Amps are for wimps, use an acoustic. Around 6 feet. 8'-12' 13'-20' 20'-50' 0'. Because it's wireless7. How many pedals do you own? 0 1 2-3 4-5 6+ Pedals hide the true sound of the guitar.8. How loud is your amp? Up to 20 watts 21-50 watts 51-100 watts 101-200 watts It goes way louder than those numbers. I don't use an amp!9. How do you learn songs? I don't learn them. I make them! Well, I haven't really learned a song yet. Someone teaches me and I put it to memory. Standard notation with Treble Cleffs and such. Guitar Tablature. I have a program that plays it for me. (Power Tab, GP5, etc.)10. How long would it take you to learn an intermediate song to perfect it? More than a week. Around 5-6 days. A few days. I'll learn it when the days over. An hour at most. Play the song once or twice and I got it.11. How many frets does your guitar have? 19 20 21 22 23 24 or more12. What do you think about lessons? It's a waste of money. Probably the best thing I have done. I don't see the point of it if I could learn it myself. I'm considering taking lessons. I am taking lessons.13. How fast can you go up the fretboard vertically in the chromatic scale divided by two? (Across the strings) Less than 60 bpm 61-80 bpm 81-100 bpm 101-140 bpm 141-180 bpm 181+ bpm14. How many picks are in your pants right now? I don't use picks to play. Zero. One. Two. Three or more. I'm not wearing pants.15. What happens if you use a gauge too large on a guitar with a floyd rose bridge? Nothing. The string stretches and will break sooner. It will warp the neck. The bridge would rise higher than usual. The bridge will sink.16. How many sixteenth note triplets are in a single beat in 3/4 time regardless of the tempo? 2 3 4 6 8 1617. Who makes the Explorer Model? Squire Fender Epiphone Gibson Ibanez Schecter18. What is a plectrum? A part of the guitar. The name for one of the inside wires in a guitar. It's the longer word of "plec" Pick. It's not word.19. How often do you change non-treated strings? After every time I play. Once a week. Once every few weeks. About once a month. Once every three months. Twice a year?20. How would your friends describe on guitar? God like. Amazing. Great. Decent. Bad. Worst evar.21. Using a I, IV, I, V, IV, I progression in a twelve bar blues in A, what diad would bar 9 be in? I or VIII (since their both the same) II III IV V VI or VII22. Given multiple True or False values, True or False:
The H chord is the most difficult chord to play. True. Because if something doesn't exist then you can't play it. True, you must use your pinky to strum. False, changing your guitar's tuning to H open would make it easy. False. The H chord doesn't exist. False, it is just as easy to play it as any other chord.23. Here's a freebie:
The relative minor of C major is: C D E F G A24. How often do you visit a music store? Dude. I work at one. Twice a week. Once a week. Once every couple of weeks. Once a month. Not since I've bought my guitar.25. Can you sweep? That's a woman's job! Yes. Sort of. No. Is this some advanced technique?26. Do you know the difference between a natural, artificial, and pinch harmonic is? Yes. Yes, and I can execute all three of those easily. Never heard of a pinch harmonic. Never heard of an artificial harmonic. Never heard of EITHER a pinch or artificial harmonic. I haven't heard of ANY of those.27. Harmonizing by thirds in the key of F# minor, the harmonized note of C# of the same scale would be: F# Ab A C# D E28. The difference between an A# minor and A# harmonic minor is: I give up, I didn't know music was this deep. Flat the 7th diad Sharp the 7th diad. Flat the 8th diad. Sharp the 8th diad. The note C# is not included in the A# harmonic minor.29. EVERY major scale has a relative minor scale. Yes, but not every minor scale has a relative major. Yes. Always. Not matter what. Everytime. No, majors whose root notes are sharp or flat do not carry this rule.30. I can't believe you made it this far. Either you like to guess or you really know your stuff. I like you and for this I will make your last question super-riduclous and it counts double. Which of the following does not fit?
Ionian Dorian Phrygrian Lydian Aoelian Epic Ionian