How Fat Are You?

There are some fattys around, so we need to find out who they are. After we find out we need to get some huge lyposuction machines and make a difference in the world. Sound good? Our warehouses are over-producing to feed the hunger of these fattys in the U.S.A.

Are you a fatty? Probably, but take the quiz anyway. All I can say is FATTY haha FATTY haha FATTY. All hope is lost, and i'm afraid that your in deep trouble. I'd just give up and accept the fact that your fat

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which of the following would you rather feast on?
Mayo
Fries
Burger
Hot Dog
Salad
Pasta
4. Which of the following best describes you?
Twig
Truck
Tub O' Lard
Bolemic
Diabetic
Obese
5. Which of the following describe how you want to die?
Starvation
Jumping off a cliff
O.D. on crack
D.U.I. car crash
Suffocation
Suicide
6. What is your nickname?
Fatty
McTubbs
Chubbs
The World
Sumo Mania
The Dow
7. How many meals do you eat a day, including snacks?
One
Two
Three
Four
Seventeen
More than fifty
8. Is your name closest to...
Willy
Jansen
Danny
Patrick
Female Dow
Nielson
9. How much do you weigh?
100-125
125-150
150-175
175-200
200-300
Over 300
10. Which animal represents you the best?
Elephant
Hippo
Ostrich
Giraffe
Dinosaur
Earth worm
11. How do you feel about your weight?
I'm working on it...
Kill me
I'm a fatty and that's that
I'm a skinny runt that gets my butt whooped every day
I like throwing up my food...
I'm pretty average
12. Do you lose things in your stomach?
Sometimes
Always
Every single minute
Never
What are you talking about?
I wouldn't know...

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