How dumb are you?

There are many tests that show how smart you are. There are many tests that show how athletic you are. And there are many tests ask completely trivial questions. This test, however, asks how dumb you are.

You may think you are smart or average. But you may be surprised. Thanks to me, you are only thirteen questions away from knowing how dumb you are. Please be honest on these questions.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. In which of this situations is the horse able to reach the hay and eat it?
A perfectly normal horse is tied to a 5 foot long rope by the neck. He is 40 feet away from the hay.
There is a dead horse on top of a pile of hay.
I don't know.
4. Which weighs more: a billion kilos of cotton or a million kilos of steel?
the cotton
the steel
What's a kilo?
5. A white house is white. A red house is red. A black house is black. What color is a green house.
Green, duh!
A color.
No color.
What in the world is a color?
6. A couple is walking down a street. They have two kids. Those kids have three kids each. Those kids have three dogs each. How many are walking down the street.
I don't do math.
2
20
There isn't enough information to know for sure.
7. You are trapped in a house with no way to get out, no nothing. How do you survive?
You don't.
You eat, drink, and go to the bathroom from time to time.
How am I supposed to know that?
8. In which of the following situations will there be no people getting wet?
A man taking a shower.
Fifty normal people under an umbrella with a perimeter of 3 feet.
I'm dumb, that's why I'm taking this test when I should be doing my work.
9. There is hole that is 1 foot deep, 1 foot long, and 1 foot wide. How much dirt is in this hole?
1 cubic foot.
Huh.
none
10. What is the circumference of a square with a radius of 5 units?
Speak English.
100 units.
10 units.
5 units.
No answer.
11. Solve this equation. 76{45,00[98({-72+653}0)7850392]46}87
78,473,902,572,742,984,812,542
Zero
Infinity and beyond.
What in the world?
12. "What is your age?" is the ______ question I asked you.
1st
2nd
3rd
I can't count.

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