How Compass Cove Are You?

There have been many Compass Cove employees, but only a few of them really know what goes on every day. Being a true Compass Cove employee means that you hate Myrtle Beach tourists, love the off-season, and play way too much while at work. Are you a Compass Cove employee?

Do you have what it takes to make it into the top percentile of Compass Cove employees that know EVERYTHING about everyone? Finally, a quiz that lets fellow CC employees know whether you're "in" or "out".

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How much do you love dealing with guests?
I LOVE IT!
Some people I like, some I don't.
I don't care. It's a job.
Don't get me started....
I HATE IT!
4. On average how on time are you to work?
To the second.
I'm pretty punctual...give or take 10 minutes.
I have an actual schedule?
5. Are you a smoker?
Yes.
If I'm stressed/drunk.
No.
6. A guest enters the lobby, throws their rooms keys at you and demands a refund without explanation. You:
Throw their keys back at them.
Say nothing and give them a full refund - no questions asked. Who really cares?
Apologize, politely inquire about their problems, then offer to get them a manager.
7. Do you work at Compass Cove?
Yes.
No.
8. Patrick's position is:
Executive Assistant
MOD
Project Coordinator
Graphic Designer
All of the above.
9. How many assistants has Catherine been through?
25
8
4
5
I've lost count.
10. Who is the patron saint of Compass Cove?
Mr. Medlin
Phil
Joe
Carol
Michael
None of the above
11. Tom's thumbs __________.
are oddly similar to toes
are unlike any you've ever seen
should be Compass Cove's mascot
I don't know. I've never noticed anything different about his thumbs.
12. What is the purpose of 2R?
Ask Gladys.
Apparently for a little lifeguard love makin'.
Note the "2" in the name.
Code 2 anyone?
I don't even know what that is.
13. Who is our resident slim-fast aficionado?
Kinsley
Mr. G!
Joe
Brett - how else is he so thin?
14. Bear will give you a thousand dollars cash money because his is:
rich.
a pepper.
super cool.
15. How do you spell rosatia?
Huh?
rosatia
rosaycia
rozaetia
rosacea
16. "Carrot Toe" refers to what/whom?
Some un-funny comedian.
John Stone's toe.
A severe toe disorder.
17. When a guest comes to check-in, what is the most commonly used phrase?
They don't say anything, they just stare at you dumbly until you break the silence.
"I have a registration."
Just their last name, then they stare at you like you're an idiot because you don't know what the heck that was supposed to mean.
Hi, I have a reservation and my last name is _________.
18. What is Phil's favorite catchphrase?
"Two shakes of a lamb's tail."
"Holy free holies!"
"Hey, brother."
"What in tarnation?!"
19. What is the average amount of hours a Compass Cove guest spent on the road to get here? (You know, that number that everyone seems to give)
8
13
7
3.5
1
20. How many cups of coffee do you drink daily?
8
I'm not really a coffee drinker....
5
3
4
2
21. Fill in the blanks. _____ what you _____.
Do; say
Do; do
Do; want
22. Michael's office TV is for what purpose?
News updates.
Michael needs to check the hurricane weather.
Football on Sundays. What else?
We can't miss our weekly shows.
23. Who should be the first to go?
Lisa
Carol
Jeremy

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