How Canucklehead are you?

Are you a true Canuck or a WTF? See how Canadian you truly are by weighing in against the master over at Canucklehead.ca - do YOU have what it takes hoser?

Howz it goin', eh? Do you have what it takes to be considered a Canucklehead? Until now you could only wonder, eh? But thanks to this Canucklehead quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are you drinking right now?
I good sir do NOT drink!
Pop/Juice
Water
Beer
Other type of booze
Coffee/Tea
4. What were the McKenzie brothers first names?
Mac & Jack
Jean et Pierre
Nick & Relic
Jack & Dennis
Bob & Doug
Rub & Tug
5. What was the name of the cafe in the Beachcombers?
Alice's Diner
Nick's
Gibson's Landing
Molly's Reach
Darryl's Place
CBC Cafe
6. What is your ideal meal?
Steak and a baked potato.
Big Pile O' Bacon.
Just a salad thanks.
Pizza!
Pountine.
Soup & sandwhich.
7. Who is the greatest hockey player of all time?
Maurice Richard
Mario Lemieux
Sidney Crosby
Wayne Gretzky
Eddie Haskell
Gordie Howe
8. Which of the following celebrities are not Canadian?
Dan Akroyd
William Shatner
Mike Myers
Conan O'Brien
Keifer Sutherland
Jim Carrey
9. What are Canada's two national sports?
Ice Hockey, Basketball
Basketball, Lacrosse
Lacrosse, Ice Hockey
Football, Hockey
Lacrosse, Baseball
Baseball, Tennis
10. Canada has two national symbols. What are they?
Canucklehead & Beer
Maple Leaf & Moose
Tim Hortons & Celine Dion
Beaver & Maple Leaf
Beer & Poutine
Moose & Maple Leaf
11. Which of the following musical acts is not Canadian?
Rush
The Barenaked Ladies
Celine Dion
Avril Lavigne
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Gordon Lightfoot
12. Almost there. What do you think of the quiz so far?
Man, I hate these things!
Kinda fun I guess.
Meh.
Awesome - this is great.
I'll see it through now that I've started.
Kill me now!
13. If I tell you I am going to Timmy's for a double-double, where am I going?
Local brothel for a threesome
For a coffee
Canadian burger place
I cannot even say - gross!
The pub for a couple beers
Something about South Park?
14. Who made "For all you kids out there..." famous?
Don Cherry
Martha Stewart
Celine Dion
David Suzuki
Mr. Dressup
Mike Myers
15. Vancouver author Douglas Coupland is credited with coining what familiar phrase?
Ah, that old chestnut
Go to health
Mega-region
Creative class
Precious Snowflake
Generation X
16. What does the word Canada mean?
Nature
Bounty
Maple Leaf
Cold
Beat it white man!
Village
17. Why are you taking this quiz?
I LOVE Canucklehead.ca!
Dude, I'm bored.
I'm actually interested.
Maybe there is nudity at the end?
To avoid actual work.
What - this is a quiz?!
18. What are language police?
Radiohead's original title for Karma Police
A federal grammar program for kids.
Librarians who need help.
Something you just made up.
People who fine you for using the wrong language
People who really really like speaking good
19. What is the capital of Canada?
Canada City
Toronto
the letter C
Vancouver
Ottawa
Montreal
20. What is your favourite website?
Fark.com
Facebook
CBC
MySpace
Canucklehead.ca
Canoe
21. What is Canadian Joe Shuster credited with co-creating?
Basketball
Superman
SCTV
IMAX
Rye (Canadian) whiskey
Poutine
22. What percentage of Canadians with internet access at work say they use it for personal reasons?
0%
17%
47%
78%
93%
100%
23. What would rather be doing right now?
Drinking beer.
Myself.
My significant other.
Anything.
Nothing.
Seeing the quiz results.
24. How is American beer like sex in a canoe?
They are both f***ing near water.
No relation - American beer rocks!
I have no idea.
Hey - that's funny!
Have you tried (insert US microbrew here)?
Sorry, I don't drink US swill.
25. Finally, how do you hope the quiz went?
I hope I'm 100% Canucklehead!
USA! USA! USA!
Whatever, thank god I'm done!
Me push buttons.
Time will tell.
I want to marry Canucklehead!

Remember to rate this quiz on the next page!
Rating helps us to know which quizzes are good and which are bad

Create a quiz on GotoQuiz. We are a better kind of quiz site, with no pop-up ads, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes. Hey MySpace users! You can create a quiz for MySpace, it's simple fun and free.