How Black Country Am Yow???

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You so often hear people who think they know how we speak and what we're like but they don't know us and never will. Unless you've lived with the constant hum of the Black Country in your ears, you haven't really understood us.

Are you proper Black Country? Do you know the difference between us and Brummies. Do you spake like a yam yam? Has your football been a disappointment for your entire life.

Created by: David Biddleston
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. What do you have with you faggots?
Grey peas
4. What were the "luminations"?
The original name for Slade?
The only time you'd ever walk around Walsall arboretum in the dark?
A Pelsall Motown cover band.
5. When you watched 'Peaky Blinders', how did you comment?
Goodness, those actors have nailed the accent good and proper.
I have not watched Peaky Blinders
They doh talk right them lot.
6. What colour should a real chip be?
Golden and crispy
Golden and thin
Orange and battered
7. When people think you are from Birmingham, how do you react?
It's a natural reaction, we do all sound awfully similar
Let them know that they are geographically mistaken about the Black Country
Twitch uncontrollably with uncontrollable rage
8. When someone from Bilston asks, "Weer am yow gewin' off too", how do you respond?
I'm terribly sorry, would you mind repeating that?
Up me Mom's!!
I ay gewin', om comin' back.
9. Aynuk and
10. What are pork scratchings?
The only food allowed in pubs
Pig's nipples
Kind of like horse whisperings for pigs
11. Where were you educated?
I got taychin' up the compo
Back of Ted's on the ice?
Somewhere with a monarch in the title.
12. What are chitlings?
Small receipts
Summin' us Grandad ate
Baby ferrets

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