How Big a Procrastinator Are You?

I was feeling that familiar pang of self disgust I always get when I spend thousands of dollars on University and ignore my workload. Do I ease my guilt by turning

things around and getting down to business? No! I say "There's got to be someone out there worse than me" and make a quiz to find out who that person is.

Created by: idontcare

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your essay is around halfway finished the night before it's due. Do you say...
"I might as well just finish it now."
"I'll have time before I leave tomorrow morning."
"I'll have fifteen minutes before class begins, that's plenty of time."
4. When you hand in your work, your Teacher/Prof...
...takes it and moves on without incident.
...gets suspicious because the paper is strangely warm, almost like it just came out of your laser printer mere minutes ago...
...is empty-handed, you had been reasonably confident that a storm was going to cancel classes today.
5. The ideal work environment for you?
Doesn't really matter.
A library/study hall free of distractions.
Some sort of soundproof windowless gray room. That locks from the outside.
6. Which of these sounds like an appealing snack to interupt your studying with?
An apple.
A watermelon. A big one.
A coconut. You'll just have to import one from Florida first, buy a skewer form somewhere...
7. When I open my textbook, I...
...see that it's reasonably worn.
...hear the spine make that "Cricking" noise that shows that it isn't used to being opened.
...realize I can't open it because it's still wrapped in the plastic it came in.
8. The phrase "Remember, your term papers are due tomorrow" illicits this reaction from you.
"I'm on it."
"I've got a long night ahead of me."
"..." (you can't speak because the numbing shock of horror you've received has paralyzed you from the waist up)
9. Oh, here's one we've all heard; "This year I'm never gonna leave things to the last minute." How's that working out for you so far?
Not too bad.
Getting started on the big projects earlier, all I can do.
I didn't say that. Why even bother at this point?
10. Go and check your stats for Freecell (or whatever it is you play). Now divide the total number of games you've played by however many months you think you've owned your computer and, if you want to make this fair, subtract the number of months per year yo
...under 100 games per month?
...100-250 games per month?
...250+ games per month?
11. You are procrastinating. Do you...
Go online and play a "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz that someone sent you?
Go online and actively seek out a "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz?
Go online and write your own "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz ultimately working waaaay harder on it than you would of writing the assignment you were supposed to be doing in the first place? Of course no one else would pick that one, it's stup
12. Which of these do you consider a reasonable break from studying?
Watching a half hour TV show.
Watching an hour long TV show.
Watching many many episodes of a TV show on DVD (you're just not going to be able to concentrate until you find out what the deal is with that f*cking Smoke Monster in the jungle).
13. What is the status of your notes?
Neatly organized by binder (why are you taking this quiz?)
Every subject in one binder.
I think I see some of my English Lectures in my laundry hamper. How did THAT happen?
14. Finally, what are you thinking upon finishing this quiz?
"These are your actual study habits? Seek help man, maybe get some Ritalin prescribed, just do something!"
"Many of the things on here look a liiittle too familiar."
"Dude, this quiz is weak. I can think of like, 20 more questions you could have asked. If you want, I'll send them too you. No really, it's ok, I've got lots of time."

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Your essay is around halfway finished the night before it's due. Do you say...

"I might as well just finish it now."

"I'll have time before I leave tomorrow morning."

"I'll have fifteen minutes before class begins, that's plenty of time."

4. When you hand in your work, your Teacher/Prof...

...takes it and moves on without incident.

...gets suspicious because the paper is strangely warm, almost like it just came out of your laser printer mere minutes ago...

...is empty-handed, you had been reasonably confident that a storm was going to cancel classes today.

5. The ideal work environment for you?

Doesn't really matter.

A library/study hall free of distractions.

Some sort of soundproof windowless gray room. That locks from the outside.

6. Which of these sounds like an appealing snack to interupt your studying with?

An apple.

A watermelon. A big one.

A coconut. You'll just have to import one from Florida first, buy a skewer form somewhere...

7. When I open my textbook, I...

...see that it's reasonably worn.

...hear the spine make that "Cricking" noise that shows that it isn't used to being opened.

...realize I can't open it because it's still wrapped in the plastic it came in.

8. The phrase "Remember, your term papers are due tomorrow" illicits this reaction from you.

"I'm on it."

"I've got a long night ahead of me."

"..." (you can't speak because the numbing shock of horror you've received has paralyzed you from the waist up)

9. Oh, here's one we've all heard; "This year I'm never gonna leave things to the last minute." How's that working out for you so far?

Not too bad.

Getting started on the big projects earlier, all I can do.

I didn't say that. Why even bother at this point?

10. Go and check your stats for Freecell (or whatever it is you play). Now divide the total number of games you've played by however many months you think you've owned your computer and, if you want to make this fair, subtract the number of months per year yo

...under 100 games per month?

...100-250 games per month?

...250+ games per month?

11. You are procrastinating. Do you...

Go online and play a "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz that someone sent you?

Go online and actively seek out a "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz?

Go online and write your own "How big of a procrastinator are you?" quiz ultimately working waaaay harder on it than you would of writing the assignment you were supposed to be doing in the first place? Of course no one else would pick that one, it's stup

12. Which of these do you consider a reasonable break from studying?

Watching a half hour TV show.

Watching an hour long TV show.

Watching many many episodes of a TV show on DVD (you're just not going to be able to concentrate until you find out what the deal is with that f*cking Smoke Monster in the jungle).

13. What is the status of your notes?

Neatly organized by binder (why are you taking this quiz?)

Every subject in one binder.

I think I see some of my English Lectures in my laundry hamper. How did THAT happen?

14. Finally, what are you thinking upon finishing this quiz?

"These are your actual study habits? Seek help man, maybe get some Ritalin prescribed, just do something!"

"Many of the things on here look a liiittle too familiar."

"Dude, this quiz is weak. I can think of like, 20 more questions you could have asked. If you want, I'll send them too you. No really, it's ok, I've got lots of time."

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