How awesome are you?

Awesome: an eighties word, commonly associated with surfers or "dudes". I'm bringing it back! The word "awesome" isn't heard much these days, but it brings a little tingle when those two soft syllables reach my ears.

How awesome are you? when "awesome" comes back, you need to be ready! that's why I've developed this little quiz to show you how awesome you truly are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favourite pastime?
Cookery
Cycling
Music making
Naturism
Prostitution
Sleep
4. How's your bum?
Firm
Flabby
Hairy
Lopsided
Sexy
My buttocks were blown off during World War 1
5. What's the wierdest thing you've ever done?
Eaten a dead rat
Watched "Ghandi" in the nude
Paraded around town in a zombie costume, feeding on the flesh of the living
Shot myself in the eye with a BB gun
Anally retained the complete musical works of Sting and the police
Slept in till 7:45
6. How do you feel right now?
Happy
Bored
Angry
Horny
Hairy
I don't feel anything. I'm a heartless, soulless beast intent on the destruction of mankind
7. David Hasselhoff asks you out to dinner. Do you...?
Say yes
Say no
Fall down on your knees and worship him
Cave his skull in with a +7 mace
Drop your pants and scream "tripe custard all round!"
Kick him in the nuts and slap him with a live weasel
8. Your best friend tells you he/she has just killed the Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea. What do you do?
Turn him/her in to the cops
Help them bury the body and tell no one
Scream until your throat collapses in on itself
Make a cheese and ham toastie
Go to Papua New Guinea and run for Prime Minister
Kill your friend and burn the body. No-one will ever know.
9. Jokes are to Jim Carrey as clouds are to...?
The sky
Jim Carrey
Cake
Bumblebees
Water
Robot Chicken?
10. Have you seen Casino Royale?
Nope
Yes and it SUCKED
Yes and it was the best damn movie ever released!
I can't remember. I've slept since then.
Yeah but there weren't enough snakes, planes or Samuel L. Jacksons
I don't watch movies
11. Have you seen Snakes on a Plane?
Nope
Yes and it made me cry when the snake bit that man on the penis
Yes and I loved every second more than I love my family, friends, and whole life put together
MuthaF****in' snakes!
I don't watch movies
I don't like Samuel L. Jackson
12. Greatest moment of your life so far?
The moment I began to take this quiz
My birth
My death
When I saw Snakes on a Plane
The first time I committed murder
The second time I committed murder
13. Did you like this quiz?
Yeah I guess so
No it was dreadful
Mm hmm b***h!
I want to make a romance explosion inside you
I liked it as much as I like walking on a collection of broken glass, rusty nails and hot lava
meh

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What is your favourite pastime?

Cookery

Cycling

Music making

Naturism

Prostitution

Sleep

4. How's your bum?

Firm

Flabby

Hairy

Lopsided

Sexy

My buttocks were blown off during World War 1

5. What's the wierdest thing you've ever done?

Eaten a dead rat

Watched "Ghandi" in the nude

Paraded around town in a zombie costume, feeding on the flesh of the living

Shot myself in the eye with a BB gun

Anally retained the complete musical works of Sting and the police

Slept in till 7:45

6. How do you feel right now?

Happy

Bored

Angry

Horny

Hairy

I don't feel anything. I'm a heartless, soulless beast intent on the destruction of mankind

7. David Hasselhoff asks you out to dinner. Do you...?

Say yes

Say no

Fall down on your knees and worship him

Cave his skull in with a +7 mace

Drop your pants and scream "tripe custard all round!"

Kick him in the nuts and slap him with a live weasel

8. Your best friend tells you he/she has just killed the Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea. What do you do?

Turn him/her in to the cops

Help them bury the body and tell no one

Scream until your throat collapses in on itself

Make a cheese and ham toastie

Go to Papua New Guinea and run for Prime Minister

Kill your friend and burn the body. No-one will ever know.

9. Jokes are to Jim Carrey as clouds are to...?

The sky

Jim Carrey

Cake

Bumblebees

Water

Robot Chicken?

10. Have you seen Casino Royale?

Nope

Yes and it SUCKED

Yes and it was the best damn movie ever released!

I can't remember. I've slept since then.

Yeah but there weren't enough snakes, planes or Samuel L. Jacksons

I don't watch movies

11. Have you seen Snakes on a Plane?

Nope

Yes and it made me cry when the snake bit that man on the penis

Yes and I loved every second more than I love my family, friends, and whole life put together

MuthaF****in' snakes!

I don't watch movies

I don't like Samuel L. Jackson

12. Greatest moment of your life so far?

The moment I began to take this quiz

My birth

My death

When I saw Snakes on a Plane

The first time I committed murder

The second time I committed murder

13. Did you like this quiz?

Yeah I guess so

No it was dreadful

Mm hmm b***h!

I want to make a romance explosion inside you

I liked it as much as I like walking on a collection of broken glass, rusty nails and hot lava

meh

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