How Atheistic am I

What is an atheist? Dont know? hear alot about it? Scared you may catch that disease or might already have it? The following is extra i have to add:(this quiz has sometimes humerous questions with tons of mispelled words such as "the" being spelled "teh" throughout. If you can read it...enjoy!)

Well take this quiz and see if your infected with the hate that is atheism...(*snicker*) Or if you dont have a sence of humor, hate sarcasm id suggest avoiding it. No reason to go out of your way to try and define what you already know anyways.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who has the burden of proof as to validity when positing a positive assertion (basically a theory)? Example: "God exists."
The person hearing the assertion.
The person making the assertion.
No one. Opinions can't be wrong.
4. When Asked the question: "Do you believe in a god (or gods)?" Your response might be...
Yes I belive that a god exists I just dont think any of the religions have it right
No. Of that im sure.
wait...Do you believe in the Empire of green unicorns that rules the universe from star cluster 1337-E specifically originating from the planet xevos?
Im sure that the (insert religous text) is correct in stating that hes/she/it does exist.
5. Atheism is....
Not believing in god.
The absence of any belief, faith or thought that a supernatural being of omnipotent power exists.
The practice in denying jesus as a god or son of god.
The practice in denying the existance of any single religions supernatural omnipotent being besides your own.
The most hated ism.
6. You have a choice. These people each want a specific type of society. Given this choice you would rather live in this persons society.
Ayn Rand
Jesus
Mohammad
Buddah
Carl Marx
L. Ron Hubbard (also known as Tom Cruise as of 02/07)
7. The pledge of alligiance to the United States of America was/is..
Perfect as it stands.
Re-written by and for religous fanatics on Flag Day, June 14, 1954, and as such does not represent my views as it is currently worded.
Was trash...and is now even worse trash.
8. The greatest thing a government can be founded on is...
Individual liberty and its protection.
A vengeful religious document with laws that end with the phrase ...and punishment for not obeying this law is death. (please see the real ten commandments)
9. What is more important?
The first 10 amendments to the American constituion.
The 10 commandments of the judeo christian god.
Mecca.
Your Chi.
10. No religion is wrong...
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID!
Well it is true that there is no right or wrong.
I live in the matrix, why even ask me that...NEO!!!!
We all worship the same god so...
The only thing that concerns me is whether or not American Idol plays tonight...was it on at 8:00 or 9:00? I forget...
In other news. Its now possible to eat your cake and have it to, A just stopped equaling A. Have a nice night.
11. E Pluribus Unum??
Was perfect for American currency and thier motto alone.
Wasnt enough and needed a refrence to god to help De-atheise the country
Yes, i just said De-atheise.
Anyone that answered yes to 2 or 3 is probably a retard.
I cant wait to go to college and drink beer. Why do you people argue about such stupid things?
Perfect. We didnt need any more.
12. "In god we trust."
Has always been on our currency.
Was added in 1965 by most probably the same crazy religous people who made an appearance in question:#7.
Is not my motto. And putting it on our currency and making it our governments motto is insulting to me as if I had put -in no gods we trust- on instead.
Its amazing how accurate the real world reflects life around us.
... and a two party system sustained through apathy and ignorance.
13. Athiests believe in...
Nothing.
Nothing but hate.
It depends on the atheist.
Atheism makes no general assertion one way or the other so question:#3 is basically correct.
Faith that gods do not exist.
Satan. Plain and simple.
14. Not accepting a "god theory" is worse than being a homosexual.
Both are sins. So all being equal...
Are you THAT ignorant?
Im not going to dignify that question with a response.
Depends...does said homosexual pitch or catch.
Neither.
15. I would vote for someone that is openly atheist but not intolerant of any religion.
No.
Yes.
16. The enlightenment period was...
The 100 years after the bible was discovered by man.
The 100 years after the Koran was discovered by man.
One of the greatest periods in human civilization that produced some of the greatest thinkers, documents, and events the world has seen.
Eves punishment for eating the apple.LOL
17. Light was "created" after the "heavenly bodies" (stars, planets...that stuff.)
Well thats physically impossible. But yes, thats what the bible says.
Yes and its true.
Cant we all just go to the bar?
Shut up you apatheist.
18. In a private situation (not in a public place or commonly accepted non-religious area) where people are being "seriously religious", I would.
Play along.
Look around like they are all crazy.
Raise my hand and ask when we dance around the fire naked and sacrifice the virgins infant to He who makes rain.
Be respectful and allow them thier make believe time, i hear its productive to childs development.
Be quite and try REAL HARD not to laugh.
Convert and do everything they do. Then try my best to speak in tongues.
19. Your at a school sponsored event(paid for by the school)with your child. Before the event starts all of the teachers and staff rise and ask everyone to bow thier heads so that they can be lead in a player to the god that gave us everything we know of.
You bow your head.
You bow your head then afterwards you stand and ask everyone to place thier heads between thier ankles while you play big band music celebrating life here on earth in your particular..maybe odd...way.
You scream I DONT THINK SO. Then proceed to rip them a new one...or two.
You voice your opposition then tape the entire event, send it to the ACLU, then sue the living crap out of that school to make them think twice before they do that again.
you go along with it. Then afterwards realize that during it you felt a deep presence, your now whatever particular religion they were praising. Your kid still thinks your crazy.
20. The first amendment to the US constituion was only written to protect religion from government.
Thats right and the court cant use supporting documents to define it any differently.
Yes im that stupid.
No it wasnt. And yes the court can use other documents in interpreting the consitution, its called judicial review and its defined quite broadly.
What about freedom of the press and the right to peacefully assemble. Also question:#3 is correct.
God said so didnt he?!
...the constitution copied judao chistian beliefs and so obviously that is true.
21. I prefer...
Escape from LA.
The passion of the christ.
Battlefield Earth
Turning Muslim in Texas
Bring It On
Freedom under siege

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