How American Are You?

How American are You? Do you believe in freedom? Do you practice it? Are you an active citizen in a nation of leaders or a sheep who'd be just as happy bowing to a queen?

This quiz is scientifically designed to determine exactly how American you are. By simply answering these questions, we can peer into your very nature and rate your actual level of American-ness.

Created by: Ernest
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How do you feel about guns?
All guns should be legal - it's each person's right to protect themselves
Guns should be outlawed as much as possible
Gun ownership is protected, but should be regulated.
4. "X, Y, ..."
Z as in "Zed"
Z as in "Zee"
5. You would rather eat...
Something from a corporate chain restaurant
Something from a private, local restaurant
Something you cooked up at home
6. Canadians are:
Much more advanced than Americans when it comes to social issues
Nice people who play hockey and put up with way too much cold weather
Americans - just as anyone from North or South or Central America is American
7. When you drink beer, it's:
Dark and with flavor
You don't drink beer, you prefer wine
Practically water
8. Joining the American military could best be described as:
Heroic
Patriotic
Self-sacrificing
9. How do you get around?
In a car the size of an army tank
By bike, foot or public transportation
In a small to moderate sized car
10. What kind of cheese do you prefer?
Individually-wrapped "slice" process "cheese"-food
Real cheese made locally
Bricks/blocks from the grocery
11. Do you vote?
Hardly or never
Only in major elections
Always
12. How many American states begin with "W"?
5
No idea!
4
3
13. The best late 20th Century President was:
Ronald Reagan
George HW Bush
Bill Clinton
14. Are you in debt?
No
Yes
15. Your favorite sports are...
NASCAR and Football
Soccer and Cricket
Billiards and Golf
16. How do you feel about the war in Iraq?
I don't think about it -- I just trust the government to do what's right
My heart swells with pride to think of bombs and guns and death
It's a cock-up of historic proportions
17. How do you feel about flag-burning?
It's protected speech
It should be illegal
18. How do you feel when you hear "I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free" sung?
It's just a song
It makes me willing to do or accept anything to express my unthinking patriotism
It's false and a crappy song too
19. Do you own an American flag?
Yes
No
20. The United Nations...
Is an evil conspiracy trying to undemine the US
Is an evil conspiracy practically run by the US
Is a mostly ineffectual attempt to limit the amount of war and suffering on earth
21. What do you like best about America?
The rule of law
American Idol
We're the biggest and the baddest
22. Is America the best country on Earth?
Yes
No
This question is dumb

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