How American Are You?

This quiz is designed to see how american you are. Even if you're not an american, it can detect how well you've been assimilating our culture. This is a difficult thing to gauge, but i think i've developed a foolproof test.

What is "american"? Its a mindset, a way of life. Its a way of looking at yourself and those around you. Its a suspension of disbelief. What's that? Its making the effort to believe in your country no matter how blatantly corrupt and negative it is. So grab some Coke, and take the quiz!!

Created by: Steve
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which best describes how you feel about war in general?
We have the weapons and should be allowed to do what we need to do to get what we need/want and to protect our interests.
I'm a vet and i'm proud to have defended our freedom.
I love learning the history of the wars this country has fought in.
I don't think war is always wrong, but we should have a good reason to engage in one.
Murder is murder. Always.
Sometimes the only answer to a problem is violence.
4. True or False: Peace through violence is an acceptable means to an end.
True
False
No opinion
5. The U.S. government:
Is a great institution that i trust is doing the best it can for the American people.
Has made it's share of mistakes, but for the most part is trustworthy and positive.
Is the model upon which all others should look to for inspiration.
Is moving further and further away from the ideals upon which it was founded, but is still salvageable.
Has done in 200 years what it took the romans 2000 years to do.
Is completely corrupt and untrustworthy.
6. True or False: I have read the bill of rights since i left school.
True
False
I haven't left school, but i've read it.
I haven't left school, but i haven't read it.
7. True or False: The U.S. government still abides by the bill of rights when dealing with the american people every time.
True
False
Did it ever?
8. The U.S. constitution is:
A great document that is the foundation of our government.
Great for 1776, but needs to be updated.
As good as it gets.
A set of laws written for rich, white, christian men for rich, white, christian men.
Not worth the parchment it's scribbled on.
largely being ignored by our government.
9. True or False: I shop at Walmart, or would if i could.
True
False
I've never heard of Walmart.
10. I buy items that were made in the U.S.A.:
Accidentally, because who has the time to look for the Made In label on everything they buy?
when they're cheaper.
whenever i can, even if i have to go to two or three stores to find one of what i need that was made here.
when it's convienient.
My "God Bless America" car magnet isn't even made in the U.S.A.!
when i think of it.
11. If someone told me that the U.S. government was somehow in on the 9/11 attacks, I would:
become angry and not want to hear anymore because they're probably nuts.
Punch them.
Pretend to be interrested until they're done, then try to forget it.
Yell at them.
listen to them as they confirm suspicions that you already had about it.
Call the police and report them as terrorists.
12. I am a :
Republican
Democrat
I don't vote
Anarchist
Other party affiliation
No party affiliation
13. The police are :
There to serve our needs and protect us from criminals.
mainly comprised of power-crazy bullies.
there to protect us from ourselves.
empowered to enforce laws, not for our protection, but to keep us under orderly control for the benefit of the ruling class.
people too.
pigs.
14. Native Americans are:
a bunch of drunks.
entitled to regain all of their stolen land.
lucky they got the land we gave them.
losers in the game of survival of the fittest.
good at making jewelery.
cool in the movies.
15. I eat meat :
at every meal.
never.
five times a week, more or less.
sometimes.
what else is there to eat?
in the shower.
16. Which best describes the television habits in your house?
There is always at least one TV on in the house, 24/7.
My kids watch more TV than me.
The TV is on less than 5 hours a day
We don't own a TV.
We have a TV, but no cable or satellite and only watch movies.
I fall asleep with my TV on more often than not.
17. True or False: I have a vehicle with at least one T.V. in it.
True
False
I can't drive.
18. I'm _____ to be an American.
proud
embaressed
trying
horrified
leaving the country so i don't have
not very excited
19. Homosexuals:
made a disgusting choice and i don't want them around me.
are tolerable, but shouldn't make a big deal about it.
is just another word for people.
are fine unless one hits on me.
should be killed.
are inferior.

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