How American are you?

American is not something that is given to you, it is earned. It is a way of life and you need to stay focused on it. Do you want to find out how American you are? Well little roper, take this quiz and find out!

Howdy Everbody! I'm Cletus Tooker and I want to know just how American you are! Stay honest in this quiz and remember, being American isn't a choice - It's a life choice.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you see a foreigner on the road hitch-hikin', would you pick them up?
Yes
No
If they're attractive
4. If you see an engine in someone front lawn, do you think:
How tastless
Boy that's a big engine
The engine on my lawn is much bigger
5. Would you prefer a cheeseburger over a salad?
Yes
No
6. Is your favorite color 'flannel'?
Yes
No
7. Do you hang a picture of President Bush above your bed?
Yes
No
8. Do you find a mild attraction to a family member?
Yeah
No
Just my cousin, it don't count.
9. Do you own an American vehicle?
Yes
No
10. Do you own a foreign vehicle?
Yes
No
11. Do you walk more than a mile a day?
Yes
No
12. Do you eat a scoop of ice-cream in one bite?
Yes
No
13. Do you have a mullet or have ever had a mullet?
Yes
No
14. Do you own large beltbuckels?
Yes
No
15. Do you watch films in a foreign language?
Yes
No
16. Do you frequently receive calls from bill collectors?
Yes
No
17. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
Yes
No
18. Do you care about natural disasters in other places? (I.e. China)
No
Yes
19. Is Cletus at http://www.americaisthebest.com a wise man?
Yes
No
20. Are you proud to be an American?
Yes
No

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