How American are you?

ahhh. the classic american...overweight, deep fried lovers. oh, but dont rule out the crazy news, and the cuh-yute actors (or actresses) not only that, but this quiz is awesome

are you the classic american? have you earned the title of American? thanks to this AWESOME quiz, you can find out in a couple minutes!!! blah blah blah blah blah

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who was the first President?
george washinmachine
george washington
theodore roosevelt
my teddy bear
china doll
lord and ruler of mars
4. what is the national song?
star-spangled banner
'oh say can you see'
flag song
'home of the brave'
'here come the nazis
bloopppp bolp bleeppp
5. who first came to america?
settlers, DUH!!!
pilgrimims
turkey people
pilgrims
native americans
lord of the star helio
6. why are you taking this quiz?
because i want to.
im bored.
i have just discovered technology of the human race
to see if i can pass as an american
nothing to do here!!
im examening trees!!
7. what is most like your last name?
o' cleary
dfsamnankjxc
boop bleep boop bleezeep
saha
smith
smartier
8. your response to' im gonna kill u!!'
yeah, right. nice try
haha?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
bleeeeeeeeeeeppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please leave me alone (insert name of friend here)
both 1 & 2
9. the daily news where u live is most like the following...
so-and-so was killed in a tragic drive by shooting...
a gang has been discovered in(insert ur town)
will the peace spell ever end?
weather, duh
i dont watch the news
as the planet blows up, others mourn for the planets pain
10. ur fav food is...
deep fried doughnuts...yum...
fish w/ heads still on
cheesburger
hamburger
car fuel
i dont eat
11. answer with number two
blah
YES!!!
blah
blah
blah
blah
12. did you answer to # 2 in question # 11?
yes
no
maybe
i answered all
i left it alone
i blew it up

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