HAVE YOU GOT THE SMARTS?

The ultimate, fabtabluous smart quiz. Just answer these questions and you will know once and for all if you are as smart as you think you are! Or you might discover that you are secretly a genius... who knows?

In this quiz you have to know everything from Beethoven to Willy Wonka, so try your chances and have a go! The button is below so click it if you dare...

Created by: Isabel
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Pick the odd one out:
Whale
Dophin
Sea lion
Shark
Seal
4. What did Bill Gates do?
Had a famous father.
A rich computer wizz.
An actor.
Got arrested for a series of murders.
5. 100 cubed:
10000
100
1000
100,000,000
1,000,000
10,000,000
6. Red and green mixed together is:
Brown
Blue
Purple
Gross greeny colour
Orange
7. If 4 knitters can knit 4 stitches in 4 seconds, how many stitches can 12 knitters knit in 12 seconds?
12
4
24
8
32
36
8. Jack made a bet with Jill. 'I bet you one pound, that if you give me two pounds, I will give you three pounds in return.' Should Jill except the challenge?
No
Yes
50-50
Depends if Jack is honest.
Pass, this is making my head hurt!
9. When I was 14 my mother was 41, and she is now twice as old as I am; how old am I?
14
27
28
41
AAAAAAAAAAH! MAKE IT STOP!
10. Was Beethoven blind or deaf?
blind
deaf
11. Longest river?
Amazon
Nile
Carrabeon
Whilinski (Glacier running down mt everest that only unfreezes occasionally)
12. Which one of these people did not sing Hallujah?
K.D Lang
Donald Trump
Jeff Buckely
Pass (you don't lose any points)
What the?! (There is a pass button above but if you are really stupid you will click this)
13. True or false: Camels have two eyelids.
True
False
Dunno
14. Use three identical digits in a simple sum so that the total is 12. You can not use the digit 4. Is it possible?
Yes
No
15. What were the slaves that worked for Willy Wonka called?
Oatmeals
Oompa Lumpas
Oompu Loumpas
Oompu Loompas
Oomfa Loompas
Oompa Loompas
16. What is a black hole?
A big black thingo.
It's a mystery but scientists believe it to be the entrance to a parallel universe.
The birthplace for stars.
A dead star.
A galaxy covered in black dust called nuclear dust which shrinks anything that comes near it; therefore stretching them.
My anus.
17. The best meaning of, 'dander,' is:
Temper or anger: What got their dander up?
Boastfulness, or flaunting. She likes to dander that medal of hers.
To talk boringly and endlessy about something. He just kept on dandering on about books!
A type of meat.
Dawdling, hovering oversomething. She likes to dander over her hair in the morning.

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