Gary, Marsha, Rhonda?

Over the years, I've often used the terms Gary, Marsha, Rhonda, and Premier to classify humanity. Indeed, everyone on Earth fits into one of these groups.

Now, thanx to the amazing power of the internet, you can find out what term fits you best! And better yet, you can discover ways to alter and upgrade your status if it's less than desirable.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A choice of DVDs is offered for possible viewing. Which one do you choose?
'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot'
'Planet Earth'
'National Lampoon's European Vacation'
'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'
'Boiler Room'
4. You are in the shower preparing to wash your dirty, dirty body. What is your cleansing agent of choice?
bar of soap
moisturizing body wash on a bath pouffe
non-ultra Joy squirted into your hand
shampoo
5. You are starving! Not literally, you're just really hungry. Amazingly, a table of food appears before you. What do you dive at first?
pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese
whatever looks the least fattening
mini-eclairs
anything with beef in it
smoked salmon with capers and green goddess
Doritos
6. Let's talk deodorant. Which do you use?
chalky white stick
Ban roll-on
a sheer gel
Axe
a nice creamy tub of Tussy
7. Now on to everybody's favorite topic- body hair. Do you-
let it grow freely
shave it all to a prepubecent state
keep it neatly trimmed
commemorate national holidays by shaving shapes into it (hearts, xmas trees, Lincoln's silhouette, etc)
8. A night on the town is suggested. What would you consider a fun time?
nachos and improv comedy
sushi and a drag show
Baker's Square and a cheap movie at the Elk Grove theatre
you don't leave the house, the outside world is too scary
9. Let's talk ciggies. What's your pleasure?
Marlboro Reds
Virginia Slims menthol Luxury Lights 120s
Camels
anything menthol from Philip Morris
smoking kills!
10. It's Election Day. You are-
not voting, cuz only loser vote
voting straight Democratic
voting straight Republican
picking candidates based on their names and genders
11. You feel a bit under the weather, and the stuff you are coughing up keeps getting more and more dense. You-
drink a ridiculous amount of tea and hope all will be well
go immediately to the doctor
purchase an array of over-the-counter products from Walgreen's
get drunk on Ny-Quil and pass out
12. You just won a $10 million jackpot! In what city would you purchase a home?
Madison
Sydney
New York
Schaumburg
Baton Rouge
13. After you buy your fancy new home, you need a car. What shall you buy?
a vintage Caddy
an old VW bus
anything hybrid
a Hummer
14. Shopping needs to be done! You make the trek to-
Sears
Wal-Mart
Target
Kohls
thrift store
a time warp back to when Marshall Field's existed
15. At the end of a long day (and long quiz) you retire to bed. What are you wearing?
nothing at all
pajamas with feet
boxers
the clothes you had on all day
a condom

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