Easy-Read News
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Thread Topic: Easy-Read News
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Changing Whats In School Lunches
Governement being overly controlling?
Every five years they change what goes in and out of school lunches. Lately they've been realizing there are too many "sugars" in the food, and are wanting more nutrition, even if it means taking out vending machines of all types. $4.5 billion has been put towards making the change in school lunches, which would mean that each school-bought lunch would cost an extra six cents, seeing that the change would mean healther... more expensive... food. Lunches are now being required to meet new standars, also. Over the past year, obesitiy has tripled, and they want to start denying access to sugary or high-calorie foods even if it means controlling what you eat. -
Healthcare Changed
Eighty million people don't have insurance, so their focus is lowering that rate of no-isurance. Now it is so children can follow their parent's medicare until they reach the age of twenty-one. -
Gay Rights
Lady Gaga recently spoke out about homosexual's being able to marry. -
Catholic Church Apologizes
A pastor apologized about the recent sexual abuse cases that popped up. -
Gir
GIR was involved in a heated race to become ambassador to Hot Topic. After the committee that was in charge of awarding this prestigious position noticed Mr. Skellington was dead, The Insane Clown Posse won this position. Boo. Yet, he still has wristbands, zippers, school supplies, belt buckles, bags, hoodies, and various other objects of pwn that ICP can never match because they don't have a cute lil cupcake loving alien so take that! -
Other recent Gir news
Recent events have uncovered small fragments of GIR's past, causing an international backlash when it was discovered he was the cause of the first great black gang member civil war, against the mudbuts and sentients, as he slaughtered both sides and later assassinated Utada Hikaru, and exterminated the clown species, with help from Taco Bell, Ronald McDonald and Burger King. When asked to comment by the daleks, he exclaimed, "I got's me a piggy!". -
Meating Expectations
School meat recently was found not be meeting expectations, but they've fixed the problem. It was found that they were not cooling it enough, causing bacteria and diease but it's all solved now! Instead of 8 tests a day (inspections), it is not at 4 tests an hour, or 1 test every 15 minutes. No worry about your burgers. -
The Daily 10 Had It's Final Show
A show that had been running for, as said 'since Justin Bieber was potty training' (unknown exact age of show) was cancelled. Say goodbye to the Daily 10. -
When will the GazettE come to America on a tour?
Many fans here in North America have been waiting for them to perform concerts outside of Asia and Europe. We are still left wondering when, if ever, they will tour here. Though there may be some hope if they release a new album soon. They are releasing a few singles in the future, one already that has come out called Shiver. -
Crud. How do you manage all this writing?
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XD Idk!
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If anyone else has news to share, you can post it here... I've been tired for four days...
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The Miners
The 33 miners who have been trapped underground, a passage that was farther underground than the Statue of Liberty is tall, have been stuck underground for some time. News is, from channelonenews reports that the first person to get out may end up coming out tomorrow but they are still working on it. -
Hunteriscool NewbieCoolest guy ever???
The coolest guy ever is on gtq, His username is Hunteriscool. He is officialy the sexiest kid alive. -
ahaha! xD You're goanna be fought for that Title, hunter lolz!
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