Female Comebacks

Thread Topic: Female Comebacks

spring_flowers Joined: Mar 21, '10 Status: Newbie	2010-09-27 06:20:43
	Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
spring_flowers Joined: Mar 21, '10 Status: Newbie	2010-09-27 06:21:33
	So...What do you think of them?
Emmajamme Joined: Jan 27, '10 Status: Newbie	2010-09-27 06:50:37
	XDD I love these
Anastasia Joined: Jun 11, '09 Status: Novice	2010-09-27 10:56:18
	LoL awesome xD
Hikaru Katsu Joined: Sep 29, '09 Status: Novice	2010-09-27 10:56:47
	wtf
kneekiki02 Joined: Sep 7, '10 Status: Newbie	2010-09-27 11:40:02
	love it lol
I like music Joined: Oct 26, '09 Status: Novice	2010-09-27 11:46:35
	LoL! That's great! :D
AngelofDeath Joined: Jun 15, '10 Status: Newbie	2010-09-27 13:06:51
	Funny as hell!!!! XD