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Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?

America is caught in a time of great crisis. Never before has she faced such a menacing threat to the freedoms she upholds. Terrorists swarm around her on all sides, threatening with their evil plans. And yet there are many, inside America as well as out, who are actually rooting for the terrorists to win.

Perhaps you are one of these terrorist sympathizers. Or maybe you are a true American patriot. There is only one way to find out for sure, and that is to take this quiz. Answer HONESTLY, no deceiving, and at the end you will find out how much of a traitor you are. Good luck.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Why did the US invade Iraq?
Cuz those bastards hit us on 9/11
Saddam was partnering with al Qaeda
Saddam's WMDs could've destroyed American cities
All of these
None of these
How do you feel about the PATRIOT Act restricting civil liberties?
Only liberal wimps worry about that
Sometimes you have to limit freedom in order to protect it
If we have to limit our freedoms, haven't we already lost?
What should happen to people who question Bush's decisions in war time?
They should be tried for treason
They should be shouted down
We should consider whether they have valid points
Did you vote for John Kerry in 2004?
Yes
No, voted for Bush
No, voted for someone else
No, didn't vote at all
What are your thoughts on torturing detainees?
Detainees are terrorists and as such may be tortured early and often
We must assume they have valuable info and torture it out of them
Torture is immoral and doesn't get good results anyway
How did Bush handle Hurricane Katrina?
Poorly
Acceptably
Superbly
(what does this have to do with terrorism?)
What motivates the terrorists to attack the US?
They hate our freedoms
Satan compels them to
They want us to stay off their holy land and stop meddling in their affairs
Did you start calling french fries "freedom fries"?
No, that's retarded
Yes of course, that's patriotic
How do you feel about the UN?
The UN can be a tool for gaining international support
The UN is run by Euro-wimps and third world dictators
Any day now a UN leader will emerge, the bastard son of two homosexuals, and he will be the anti-christ
A liberal is someone who hates America and is rooting for the terrorists, true or false?
True
False
We've sunk pretty low if we are even having this debate
Is it better to kill on behalf of Jesus or on behalf of Mohammad?
Jesus
Mohammad
Is this a trick question?
The best way to support our troops is..
..to send them to battle only as a last resort, and make sure they are fully equipped and prepared. And hold accountable any leader who does not do so.
..to vote Republican in November
..to affix a patriotic magnet to the back of one's vehicle
..to consume less oil, so we don't have to be so involved with the middle east
Who wants the terrorists to win more?
The French
The Dutch
The Spanish
The American liberals
None of these want the terrorists to win
Are you familiar with the names Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, and Coulter?
Yes, all great Americans who give us the unvarnished truth on the pressing issues of the day
Yes, all deceivers and propagandists for the Republican party
No, don't know them
Did 9/11 "change everything"?
Yes
No
How would you feel about having your phone line tapped by federal agents without a warrant?
If that's what is needed in the war against terror then by God, tap away!
That crosses the line. Americans should not have a Big Brother government without oversight doing things like that.
What do you think of the Geneva Conventions?
They are "quaint" and no longer apply
They were created by Euro-sissies
They are good. We should stick to our morals and not stoop to the level of terrorists.

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