Do you Speak Texan?

I find this real offensive...i was born there; I obviously know Texas.

MistyStorm, you must be one of those post 1980 Texans who don't know s--- from shinola. I never heard an old Texas say anything like Jeez, Louise. You grew up in Dallas and think "Giant" is what Texas was really like. If you can tell me what you do with a cowscock I might believe you're from Texas and have yankee parents.

MistyStorm, you must be one of those post 1980 Texans who don't know s--- from shinola. I never heard an old Texas say anything like Jeez, Louise. You grew up in Dallas and think "Giant" is what Texas was really like. If you can tell me what you do with a cowscock I might believe you're from Texas and have yankee parents.

I was ropin' cattle and brandin' dogies before you were born. 25% Texan my ass. You need to go back to yankee land where the Shrub is from.

You gotta be a pioneer or sumphin cus your quiz is done rigged from ground to high-heaven! 25%? I'm from Austin gosh-darn'it! An'I don't care to much for them slander'n types..

Yankee my brown-stained britches!

What the f...!!! twenty five percent my ass! I was born and raised in the heart of Texas! shut up you yankee Texan wannabe! ye'r nothin but a waste of skin!

That dead gum lil' ole quiz of yours is wrong... Now I'm fixin' to goggle all those answers. I'm about as "Texan" as it gits and I only got a 25% score? sumpins wrong!

haha, I'm a native Texan and lived there for 20 years and I made 25% on this! Ii never heard of most of these things in my life.

I has absolutly NO stinkin idea what the *beep* you just said. I hate it when folk MOCK the Texas drawls, Im just sayin. (I am 100% PURE TEXAN. But when(dont have any idea why)I type up stuff like this (Or emails, or whatever) it ends up all prissy-like! It gets real annoying...
Oh, and anywho- this is what I got:

Your Result: You speak 100% Texan...You're as Ripe as Punch!

Jeez, louise! Hot diggity dog! You know your Texas slang! You should consider becoming a professor of The Texan Language, or at least using the Texan in ya to establish that as an actual class somewheres. Now, giddiyup and get down to the hole and sip a sud with us cause yer just peachy keen in our book!