Do you Speak Texan?

Howdy Ya'll! Who knows how to speak Texan? Well, Texans 'course!!! But, take this quiz to see just how much Texan you really speak. Everyone's welcome, even yer run of the mill yankee! Yee-haw!

If you truly speak Texan, yer sure to find out today! This quiz shows who really a Texan...and those who just wish they were. It's like a whole nuther country...find out why!

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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. A gully-washer is...
  2. "Jeez! That was a hissy fit If I ever seen one!". In this sentence a "hissy fit" is defined as...
  3. "I declare! You are full of P and V today!" P and V stands for...
  4. If you were to use proper Texan to describe an unnattractive woman, you would say...
  5. The term, "Like a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest." can be meant to describe...
  6. The term "You'll do to run the river with..." usually means...
  7. "My, oh, my...that is a fine chester drawers you got there" usually is referring to
  8. Which of these is a compliment...
  9. This common Texan phrase "It's colder than_______"
  10. Texas comes from the word tejas meaning friends or allies in what language?
  11. "Don't Mess With Texas" is...
  12. What is a "Texit"...
  13. In Texas, people like George Dubya Bush are usually referred to as...

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Quiz topic: Do I Speak Texan?