Do you have Frogspertise?

Ever wondered how smart you are? Ever wondered something strange about frogs? Ever wondered what to do when you're bored? And last but not least, ever wondered what you call that stuff that people who know a lot about frogs have? The answer to all of these questions is frogspertise!

Do you have frogspertise? Find out with this deep, intense, non-scientifically proven faithful, reliable, thought-provoking, veracious, unvarnished quiz. Really.

Created by: Shroomz
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Can a frog be a toad but a toad can't be a frog or can a toad be a frog but a frog can't be a toad?
The first one.
The second one.
Could you repeat the question?
Eh?
Neither because technicaly the genetic make up of frogs suggest that due to their skin, eyes, epodermis, pancreas....
Is there a third choice?
4. Can frogs give you warts?
No.
No, but toads can!
Eww, warts!
Chaa! Anyone who doesn't know that is stupad. He he.
5. Why are frogs green?
The ones that are, are green for camoflauge
Chlorophyll.
Cuz they get stomach aches really easily
Duh, because everyone knows green matches their complexion perfectly!
Frogs are green? I thought they were purple... hmmm
6. Do frogs know morse code?
what?
click tap tap click tap
No. No they don't.
Chaa they do.
What's morse code?
7. How do you pick up a frog?
By it's stomach.
By it's leg.
By it's tongue
By it's body with both hands.
Very carefully! buh duh chh, Ha ha
Never tried.
8. Whatchoo no about frogs?
I no all about frogs!
You spell watchoo, what do you know... idiot.
I don't know otherwise I wouldn't be taking this quiz.
EVERYTHING! I've studied them since I was BORN
Uh...
9. How many frogs/toads do you have at this very second?
12,342,134,617,231,874,512,388,584,325,956.4
1
2
3
4
none
10. There is a toad stuck in a drainage pipe, what do you do?
Save it!
Eat a french fry.
Dig up the pipe, and start a petition against animal rights and safety
11. What do frogs do when they're scared?
Scream
Pee (on Max)
Begin to foam at the mouth and bite people (with the teeth they do have)
Close their eyes
12. What does "Bejing Huan Ying Ni" mean in mandarin?
The city of frogs dwells on the river
Bejing welcomes you
Frogs deserve a city
The golden lotus preys on the new moon mantis
What?
�蠢货! ������并����������好以��oh ���贵���! ��!
13. Did you like this quiz?
No. No I didn't.
Chaa! OUt of the 2 quizes I've taken, this is so much better than the what microorganism are you one!
I guess
Why should I tell you?
Sure why not
Do I get 100 for saying yes?

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