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This quiz is about random questions pulled out of our as*es. It tests your knowledge of sick random topics. That's it. Okay, what do these people want? There's only so much a person can write in this section.

If you pass this test, it's probably because you go out a lot and experience life. If not, then you need to get out more and leave your parent's house. I think that these sections should't require so many words.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the cure for acid poop?
use anal beads
use your fingers
rub on a tree
don't know
ask a grandparent
ask bf/gf to help
4. How do you cure explosive diareah?
use a butt plug
use cotton balls
eat excessive amounts of ex-lax
eat toe jam
stand on your head
wear a diaper
5. What is the speed of light to eight significant figures?
2.99792458x10^8 m/s
2 mph
2.99792458x10^7 m/s
75 mph
91 mph
don't know
6. How many people die per year at the Grand Canyon
1500 or more
5 or fewer
250 or more
50 to 75
24 to 40
7. When did Sunset Crater volcano last erupt?
More than 25,000 years ago
Between 1000 and 1200 A.D.
Between 2002 and 2008 A.D.
Between 5 and 10 years ago
Between 2009 and 2050 A.D.
8. What is the result of mixing alcohol and ammonia?
A small explosion
A large explosion
A chemical fire
A soda pop
A purple and green crystalline structure
9. What is the result of mixing butter and water?
A birthday cake
Low disk space
Nothing
Splatter
Good food
Excessive amounts of smoke
10. What happens if you put your finger in a light socket?
tickles
electrocution
spikey hair
induces giggling
gives you an extra boost of energy
shock
11. Who makes the commercials for Subway?
Mike Tyson
George Bush
Jared
Ron
Dawn
Lil Kim
12. How much is adult admissions (if there is one) to the Meteor Crater Museum?
$12.00
$25.00
Free
$15.00
$5.00
$4.00

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