Chaon-esque-ity-ness

What do these words have in common: geek, drunk, sarcasm, and drunk? They unified by the cosmic principle of Chaon-esque-ity-ness. Test yours now. Test is automatically handicapped for Libertarians and Wiccans.

See how much you have in common with one of the greatest minds of the last half hour. It won't be any more of a waste of time than any of these other quizzes.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Pirates or Ninjas?
Pirates!
Ninjas!
Robots!
Dinosaurs!
I'm bored with this quiz already.
4. Your wife or girlfriend beats you
Never
Sometimes
Often
Only when she's feeling romantic
As I read this
5. 1. F4
What?
1... D5
1... C5, 'cause I'm so like Fischer
1... F5, because I don't really know how to play
Light a cigarette and slam down 1... E5!
6. Rationalist?
Naw, empiricist.
Constructivist, thanks.
Hell no. Plato be whack.
Pragmastist
Have you ever read "The Fountainhead"?
7. Pillage or plunder?
Pillage
Plunder
First pillage, then plunder
Despoil
I'm not sure where you're going with this
8. How are you and God hanging these days?
Fundamentally cool
Dharmic, baby
Not really speaking
We only forward e-mail jokes to each other
We tight
9. What's your favorite country to play in Axis & Allies Revised?
How old are you, dude?
Germany
England
Russia
U.S.A.
Japan
10. Favorite beer is
Any microbrew
Anything but that microbrew poser crap
Budweiser
Taiwan Beer
Fosters
Skip the beer, bring the booze
11. You got a cool car?
My car's The Bomb
My car's a piece of crap
I don't own a car, because I'm a Gaian Earth Hippy
No car, but my motorcycle rocks
Bike'en it, baby
What does 'Gaian' mean?
12. What U.S. state has the best barbecue?
Florida
California
Georgia
New Jersey
Alabama
Not Texas
13. Who would win in a fight between Wolverine and Spider Man?
Wolverine
Spider Man
Seriously, dude. Are you like 10 years old?
Old Spidey or New Spidey?
Who cares? Gambit is so cool I can't stand it.

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