Can your Grandma beat up my Grandma?

Did you ever wonder how your Grandma would hold up in a fight? Here's your chance to find out. Do you think she could last 10 rounds with my Grandma? Find out now.

This quiz will ask you some questions about your Grandma's capabilities. At the end of the test it will tell you which one of our respective Grandmas would be able to take the other one.

Created by: Jared of this site
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Can your Grandma get out of bed by herself?
No.
Yes.
Bed? She sleep outside on a cot and eats polar bears for breakfast.
Her feet haven't seen the floor in 10 years.
4. Does your Grandma mow her own lawn?
Yes.
No.
Lawn? She lives in a nursing home.
She cuts it with a machete.
5. Does your Grandama clean her own house?
Yes.
No.
It's like a hospital in there.
It smells like the city dump.
6. Does your Grandma travel?
Yes.
No.
She just finished a tour in Iraq.
If she makes it to the couch and back to bed everyday that's an accomplishment.
7. Does your Grandma walk around with a cane?
Yes.
No.
8. Does she use the cane as a weapon?
Yes.
No.
If she takes it off the ground she'll fall.
She swings that sucker like a light saber.
9. Does your Grandma sew?
Yes.
No.
When she has a big cut she puts in her own stitches.
She tries but her arthritis makes her socks come out all funny shaped.
10. Does your Grandma need glasses?
Yes.
No.
No, but she's got an awesome scope on her rifle.
She needs lenses so thick you can make a telescope out of them.
11. What does your Grandma drive?
Car.
Truck.
She can't drive.
Tank.
12. If your Grandma were an extra in a movie, what movie would it be?
Bambi
Gladiator
Steel Magnolias
Everyone in Hollywood is too afraid of her wrath to give her just a small part.

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