Can you survive a Vampire Apocalypse?

What if the night suddenly became a terror? What if deathly pale men and women stalked the midnight hour, seeking human prey? What if they organized and sought to overthrow human rule and drag the world down into eternal night? WOULD YOU SURVIVE?

Do you think that you know how to survive a vampire onslaught? Are you prepared to find the way to kill these undead fiends for the last time? Can you resist the vampire's seduction? Do you really have a preference?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Can vampires survive in sunlight?
No.
Possibly.
Yes, they just sparkle
HELL EFFING NO
4. Are vampires affected by garlic?
Yes.
No.
Unlikely.
Vampires themselves spread this rumor to confuse humans.
5. Must vampires sleep in coffins?
Yes.
Yes, a coffin filled with dirt from their homeland.
No.
No, they sleep in giant four-poster beds with black satin sheets.
6. Do vampires cast reflections in mirrors?
No.
Yes.
It depends on whether they are good or evil.
More deliberate vampire misinformation.
7. Are vampires threatened by religious implements (crucifixies, bibles, holy water)?
Yes.
I hope so.
Only if they are of the appropriate religion.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no.
8. What are the early signs of impending vampirism?
Anemia
Sleeping all day
Unhealthy attraction to people with open wounds
Moping about in graveyards wearing chiffon
9. What do vampires typically wear?
Grave shrouds
Tuxedos and capes
Tee shirts, pants or mini skirts and long flowing coats
Their birthday suits
10. Where do vampires typically "live"?
Their own graves
Intimidating castles
Spooky abandoned Victorian manses
Penthouse apartments
11. What kinds of cars do vampires drive?
Hearses
Giant SUVs
Ferraris
Horse and wagon
12. How would you hide from a vampire?
In a church or temple
Building with lots of skylights
Wal-Mart
Under the covers
13. How do you kill a vampire?
Stake it.
Decapitate it.
Expose it to sunlight.
Feed it your grandma's famous spaghetti with extra garlic.
14. How would you respond if the master vampire approached you with outstretched hand and intoned "All you are is mine and all I am is yours"?
Run like hell.
Stake him/her
Dither
Scream "oh god yes" whilst flinging yourself under his/her flowing trenchcoat.
15. Can vampires have biological children?
Wat?
No.
HELL EFFING NO
Yes and they sparkle!

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