can you handle being married

Many people get married, but few can handle the concepts of marriage. Although you can never know what your going to get, its good to have an idea of the things, situations and questions one might encounter.

Thinking about getting married? I hope you enjoy this quiz, it is made to give an idea of what you can go through in a marriage. Dont take anything to seriously, I gave it a humerous tone!

Created by: derek
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What does the phrase "till death do you part", mean to you?
kill he/she and keep life insurance money?
I will stand by my darling no mater what we may go through.
Scares the crap outta me!
Your in the grave and in my heart, we shall never part
4. Do you view being married as a job? if so what kind?
Never its like a vacation
I show up every day thats got to count for something, right?
Do i get a vacation?
I dont get paid enough
5. Could you live with.. (MALES) A hot pink kitchen, and Mary Kay facials EVERY saturday night? (FEMALES) Drunk fat men on your couch, watching football EVERY sunday afternoon?
MALES- If I get laid
FEMALES- Do I get my own livingroom?
MALES- As long as i get dinner
FEMALES- if he cleans up the crap! And i get his credit card
6. Divorce
like i said till death do we part
What?! You Lost your JOB! Good Bye
ungrateful s*n of a #*$@(
I cant belive he/she would do that to me
We havnt had sex in 4 months
7. your buying furniture your answers would be....
Whatever you like hunny
Your the boss
Like hell if your putting that in my house
Yeah right when I win the lottery
8. Religeon
Why do you go to that stupid hogwash?
Going to get brain washed again, aren't ya!
Hope it helps hunny
Why for not stay with me?
9. You both get home at the same time from work, your both tired! Hunger is in the air.
Well aren't you gonna cook?
Lets order pizza!
Women belong in the kitchen
How about Olive Garden?
10. Pregnant
Never
I dont want a fat wife
bills
Food! Yum
11. Ex boy friend/ girlfriend calls, you...
hang up
Shhh the hen is in the house, abort abort!
talk for an hour in the bathroom and ignore the whole thing, pretending it never happened
Hey baby you know so and so called, i dont know why, I hope they dont call back
12. After work you....
Stop at the strip club, your not getting any so minus well enjoy the views
Stop to pick up dinner and center piece (flowers)
Go home
Nordstroms Half Yearly Sale! Such good prices ill be there all night

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