1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Why did you select this quiz? The real question is why did you? I like answering questions I am just generally bored I am bored from throwing rabbits off my roof The strange title caught my attention Zoom Zoom Butterscotch4. What is your favourite colour out of the following? Red Blue Green 17 Black Opium5. How many fingers am I holding up? 1 2 3 4 5 66. Are you turned on by frogs in tight pants? Yes, I can't stop thinking about them Yes No, preferably no pants What sort of question is that?!? Are you?7. Where do the Widowed War Donkeys reside? Pluto, the planet made of Heroin The surface of Jupiter Antarctica My house Where don't they reside? Yeah, you'd better believe it!8. Are you going to answer the following question? True False9. Solve this equation:
(2a x (42/7)+14a)/a= 34a 26 Blinky Bill 42 Maybe I don't want to!10. Are these questions already frightening you? YES! Not particularly Nope Nah, I'm too busy maiming everyone and feeding their spleens to a Guinea Pig with a top hat11. What do you get if you cross a magical flying hippopotamus with a radioactive yellow turkey? Why? Have you been into my room? Wouldn't you like to know! Blinky Bill Me An alien with mercury poisioning eating sand12. Are you currently in a relationship? Yes, with a castrated Furby Yes Not anymore Haven't been for ages! No, I killed everyone and stole their pancreas13. Do you think you are stranger than a Widowed War Donkey? Green Yes That's a stupid question Why did I click on this quiz? No, I am a Widowed War Donkey!14. What would you do if you obtained $10000 for no particualr reason whatsoever? Give it back to the old lady I pickpocketed Put it into my savings account Spend it all as soon as possible Backhand them with the wad of cash Form an militia of penguins and train them with AK47's Eat some sand15. What do you do in your spare time? Watch TV, play Video Games, listen to music etc. Answer stupid quizzes like this one Talk to people on the phone or hang out with friends Bounce budgies off the wall What don't I do? All of the above at the same time16. Is it possible to make pure energy out of absolutely nothing? There is no possible way I don't know Sure why not Only I can The real question is: Is it possible to make absolutely nothing out of pure energy?17. What do you usually do i a telemarketer rings up? Listen to what they have to say Pretend to be interested then tell them to go away Start yelling at them Begin a friendly irrelevant conversation annoying them so much they hang up Ask for their home number so you can talk to them later Ask for their home number so you can talk to them later, then search through all the telephone books to match up their phone number with an address, track them down and maim them horribly and brutally, stealing their pancreas then stowing away into the da18. What does DDRR stand for? Dirty Dogs Ranting Ravenously Derek Drinking Recyled Rubbish Dislexic Drainpipes Retardedly Rinsing Donkey Dimensional Rabbit Rift19. If Bert Newton hit you in the face with a shovel what would you do? Hit Bert Newton with the shovel Hit the shovel with Bert Newton Start dancing the macarena Stare blankly into space then fall over Terminate him20. What is your favourite subject? Maths English Drama IT P/E Investigating the DDRR21. How many of these questions have you tried to answer sanely so far? All of them Most of them A few of them None of them 22 All of the above