Are you stranger than a Widowed War Donkey?

Welcome to one of the strangest quizzes on the web, its purpose well no-one quite knows except the one use is to determine how utterly strange you really are:

The following questions could scare some viewers, they contain strange themes and Uranium Cookies. It is reccomended for mature audiences or homeless frogs:

Created by: ParadoxUnlimited of Paradox Tournament
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Why did you select this quiz?
The real question is why did you?
I like answering questions
I am just generally bored
I am bored from throwing rabbits off my roof
The strange title caught my attention
Zoom Zoom Butterscotch
4. What is your favourite colour out of the following?
Red
Blue
Green
17
Black
Opium
5. How many fingers am I holding up?
1
2
3
4
5
6
6. Are you turned on by frogs in tight pants?
Yes, I can't stop thinking about them
Yes
No, preferably no pants
What sort of question is that?!?
Are you?
7. Where do the Widowed War Donkeys reside?
Pluto, the planet made of Heroin
The surface of Jupiter
Antarctica
My house
Where don't they reside? Yeah, you'd better believe it!
8. Are you going to answer the following question?
True
False
9. Solve this equation: (2a x (42/7)+14a)/a=
34a
26
Blinky Bill
42
Maybe I don't want to!
10. Are these questions already frightening you?
YES!
Not particularly
Nope
Nah, I'm too busy maiming everyone and feeding their spleens to a Guinea Pig with a top hat
11. What do you get if you cross a magical flying hippopotamus with a radioactive yellow turkey?
Why? Have you been into my room?
Wouldn't you like to know!
Blinky Bill
Me
An alien with mercury poisioning eating sand
12. Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes, with a castrated Furby
Yes
Not anymore
Haven't been for ages!
No, I killed everyone and stole their pancreas
13. Do you think you are stranger than a Widowed War Donkey?
Green
Yes
That's a stupid question
Why did I click on this quiz?
No, I am a Widowed War Donkey!
14. What would you do if you obtained $10000 for no particualr reason whatsoever?
Give it back to the old lady I pickpocketed
Put it into my savings account
Spend it all as soon as possible
Backhand them with the wad of cash
Form an militia of penguins and train them with AK47's
Eat some sand
15. What do you do in your spare time?
Watch TV, play Video Games, listen to music etc.
Answer stupid quizzes like this one
Talk to people on the phone or hang out with friends
Bounce budgies off the wall
What don't I do?
All of the above at the same time
16. Is it possible to make pure energy out of absolutely nothing?
There is no possible way
I don't know
Sure why not
Only I can
The real question is: Is it possible to make absolutely nothing out of pure energy?
17. What do you usually do i a telemarketer rings up?
Listen to what they have to say
Pretend to be interested then tell them to go away
Start yelling at them
Begin a friendly irrelevant conversation annoying them so much they hang up
Ask for their home number so you can talk to them later
Ask for their home number so you can talk to them later, then search through all the telephone books to match up their phone number with an address, track them down and maim them horribly and brutally, stealing their pancreas then stowing away into the da
18. What does DDRR stand for?
Dirty Dogs Ranting Ravenously
Derek Drinking Recyled Rubbish
Dislexic Drainpipes Retardedly Rinsing
Donkey Dimensional Rabbit Rift
19. If Bert Newton hit you in the face with a shovel what would you do?
Hit Bert Newton with the shovel
Hit the shovel with Bert Newton
Start dancing the macarena
Stare blankly into space then fall over
Terminate him
20. What is your favourite subject?
Maths
English
Drama
IT
P/E
Investigating the DDRR
21. How many of these questions have you tried to answer sanely so far?
All of them
Most of them
A few of them
None of them
22
All of the above

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