are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Addie111 you moron, the quiz says you're 60% SMARTER THAN a sixth grader. But obviously the quiz doesn't work because it failed to detect that you are a complete retard.

I got 40% smarter than a fifth grader, but I'm only in eighth grade so shut up.
And most of the questions are about the US, I'm not from there so how am I going to know any of this, HUH?!!

jodh said:
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST FIVE QUIZZES YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING TH SI DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY TRY THIS its weird.
1. say your name 10 times.
2. say your moms name 5 times.
3. say your crushes name 3 times.
4. then paste this to 4 other quizzes, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! but if you read this and did not paste this then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS

OMG SEND THIS TO 5 THREADS AND TOMORROW YOU WILL SUDDENLY BE THE MOST POPULAR PERSON EVER. ALL THE POPULAR KIDS WILL REALLY LIKE YOU AND WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU YOUR CRUSH WILL SUDDENLY LIKE YOU AND ALL THE TEACHER'S WILL REALLY LIKE YOU TO! IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 THREADS WHEN YOU ARE 22 YOU WILL STRIKE LUCKY AND WIN A LOTTERY! IF YOU SEND THIS TO 15 THREADS YOU WILL BECOME FAMOUS AND BECOME REALLY RICH! BUT IF YOU SEND THIS TO MORE THEN 20 THREADS YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET A JOB AND YOU WILL MEET A PERSON IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO WILL BE AN ALCOHOLIC AND WILL TELL YOU TO SMOKE BUT 2 YEARS LATER YOU WILL DIE OF LUNGE CANCER!!!

100% hahahahahahahahahah ahahaha wait im not done ha its easy when u go back for the answers hahahahahahahahahah aha ha

SWEEEEEEEEET!!! 90% smarter! ges listening in class 2 mrs. wilson rily duz pay off!lol

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 5 QUIZZES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

i am sooo stupid i got 60% smarter than a fifth grader!!!

that was amazing but i dint get it i am so confused what is going on ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i board fashkffgghdkhsd you dont have to read the rest asut akljtwa eroig alakgj aoi lalalalala hfad;hkfa blue fajk pinapple hd.kjjkfsdahjs i fill like italian food hosfkhfaehf lalalalala i have nothing to do hfhoi;sd;h i am so not looking forward to starting school i am going into 9th gread so starting high school ya fun but ya hey gess what i am in a contry called kazhkstan did you know that it is the 5th larget country in the world and the largest landlocked country and befor i knew i was coming here i didnt even know it exested ya i have ben so board for the past month and all i had to do to keep me ocupied was a slow laptop whith a realy slow internet conection i haent talked to people besids my family for over a month so i think i am going insain and i haent writin anny yhing in a long time so my spelling is realy bad can you tell i amm also writing this on a laptop where the kays are falling off so it is veary difficult to typ you realy dont have to read this i am suprised you made it this far wow this is giting realy long but i amm keeping going so i am wondering does anny ine know what 78x86-45+104x236-14 54= just wondering and does anny one know somthing yo can do by yourself with only papper and a laptop that is fun hmm do you know what i am going to play a gam i will go post this on 17 other quizzes including this one see how many you can find and if you want to tell me that would be great but i really doubt anny one will play why are you still reading you have somthing better to do.

OK im not all that sure what is up with you Great Britian people but honestly if you want some of these quizzes to be about Great Britian then MAKE ONE YOURSELF!! I mean no offense but saying that we "bloody americans" are stupid really isn't all that nice. And you are probably thinking why the f--- should i listen to them?! Because if you ever want to stay out of jail in OUR country (oh and yes i'm impling you'll want to visit our country cause well it's pretty damn awesome) you shouldn't insult peoples intelligence. Well you shouldn't EVER insult peoples intelligence but you get the point. Oh and if you got a 100% on a quiz made about the U.S.A. then you have to like it enough to do some research.

the t man - you are epic!

I JUST DID YOU TWAT

WHY WASTE PEOPLES' TIME WITH ENDLESS QUIZZES BASED ON QUESTIONS ABOUT THE USA THE USA THE USA AND THE BL**DY USA.....THIS REALLY FR*GS ME OFF SO MUCH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD NUKE THE BLOODY THE USA AND GET RID OF YOU MORONS ONCE AND FOR ALL

100% yet one is not american one is from great britian instead.

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:

Rule Britania!
Britanni a rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
(Chorus)
Rul e Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Brittons never, never, never shall be slaves.


Rule Britannia (with pronuciation singing guide)

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Aro-o-o-o se from out the a-a-a-zure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian A-a-angels sang this strain:

Rule Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee,
Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall,
Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all.
(Chorus)
Rul e Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britann ia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

haha stupid goddamn quiz i got 50 and im going into 8th grade so obviously i do not have to take 5th grade again cuz i alredy passed it...lol

This quiz is stupid. I got 60% smarter than a fifth grader and I'm going into the 7th grade. I passed the 6th grade so that kind of proves that I am smarter than a fifth grader.

I Agree With DramaRama These Chain letters are stupid, and anybody who thinks there real is retarded. IF U get A chain letter DON'T send it, It's that easy. Who wants to waste there time sending out chain letters to a bunch of people? Who ever dose is Sad, a Loser, and there being Pathetic, Also this quiz is retarded. I Got 50% What the HELL? IF IM SO STUPID then WHY THE HELL am I going to the 7th Grade U b----!

I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 13 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody me.

This is such a stupid quiz. I was the smartest kid in the entire fifthgrade and now I'm going into 6. The lowest grade I have ever gotten is a b+ and That was still the Highest grade out of everybody. ( it was a hard quiz in kindergarten) so anyways, I supposedly got 40% the percent area of that doesn't even make sense it should either be, you ARE smarter than a fifth grader, OR you are NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER. hmmm. Atupid.

I posted a comment similiar to Meganium on the How Will I Die quiz commentary section about these bull chain letters. And I think that anyone who truly hates these crap chain letters should start a campaign with me! Are you in Meganium? Let's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!