Are you Risikulous?

There are many ridiculous people, but few are truly risikulous. Take this quiz to see where you stand. Will you be risikulous or will you be a piece of broccoli? Broccoli -- that's risikulous. Wink, wink.

What is risikulous, you ask? Take our quiz to find out. When you find out, spread the risikulous word. Are you risik or just ridic? Good luck and may the risikulousness with you...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You are driving down a one-way street and see a baglady with a sign that says her phone number. Do you call it?
F$&# yeah! Immediately
The next day
Stop the car and pick her up
Are you f-ing crazy? No way
4. What do you call where you try clothes on at a store?
Changing room
Fitting room -- duh!
My closet
B@&#$, I don't try clothes on
5. When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, what do you do?
Smell your finger
Wipe your finger off with toilet paper
Smile
Nothing
6. When someone tries to fight you at a bar, do you...
run away as fast as you can (crybaby)
try to kiss him/her
hit the floor in the fetal position
break a bottle over the person's head
7. You are masturbating, and your parents walk in. What do you do?
Say "get the f out. I'm studying"
Finish
Start crying
Pretend you're asleep
8. Which celebrity do you compare yourself to the most?
Little Richard/Liza Manelli
KFed/Britney Spears
David Hasselhoff/Anna Nicole Smith
George W. Bush/Hilary Rodham Clinton
Michael Jackson/LaToya Jackson
9. While in the elevator, somebody farts, and it reeks. It smells like a dead opposum. You have 38 more floors to go. What do you do?
Get off at the next floor
Hold your breath for 38 floors
Fart to cancel out the first fart
Scream, "who the f farted in here? You're nasty!"
10. While playing twister, somebody's titties/ballsac falls in your face, do you...
laugh and look away
grab it
f the game, tackle the person and get it on
start sucking
11. What does risikulous mean to you?
Huh? What is this?
Fergie's term for ridiculous
m-f-ing stupid
cool as s$&*
s&#@ing your pants
koochie coupons
12. If you did a whole quiz about your riskulousness and didn't get an answer, what would you do?
Shoot everyone in sight
Hit my computer
Cry
Laugh
Sing a Christmas carol

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