Are you psychotic?

What is "psychotic?" Does it refer to someone who gets placed in a compromising situation, someone who thinks outside of the box, or someone who uses verbal ornamentation?

Are YOU Psychotic? Have you ever had a disconnection between the perceived and experienced reality? Aren't we are all guilty of that? Find out how you score!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. At any point in your life, was the word relationship mistaken for a lateral career move?
yes
no
4. Do you believe that fluffy forum themes bring the mythical creatures out of the forest?
yes
no
5. Are you are tired of the cherry picking jobs, cherry picking statistics, cherry picking equals and cherry picking truths?
yes
no
I have no clue what the hell you are talking about it
6. In light of the housing crisis and credit default, Do you think that the United States has done so much down sizing and super sizing that it's finally lost it's shape?
yes
no
7. Does your definition of paranonia sound a lot like counter-terrorism since they both have 3 themes in common: suspicion, grandiosity & fear of the other?
yes
no
8. Are you a member of a minority group who feels torn between voting for a black man and a woman?
yes
no
9. Do you go to work in order to escape from your house. This includes your kids, spouse, partner, parent or all of the above?
yes
no
10. Do you think that driving under the influence should also include cell phone use and applying cosmetics?
yes
no
11. Do believe that lasick eye surgery, plastic surgery, weight loss, viral infections, humoral imbalances, mineral deficiencies, high blood pressure, religion, politics, art or caffeine should have a mental health alert?
yes
no
12. Are Mc Cain and Clinton beginning to look a lot like the doublemint twins to you?
yes
no
13. Are you living a double life on the internet or any where else? If yes, then you are bound to confuse the on and off switch at the wrong time.
yes
no
14. Do you ever watch Dr. Who, Monty Python, Keeping Up Appearances or any other British sitcom without blinking for a commerical break?
yes
no
15. Are always trying to find creative ways to have sex with the bureaucracy because you're tired of trying to suck it, penetrate it or bend over?
yes
no
16. Do you have to re-evaluate the meaning of the word psychotic in light of the preceeding questions?
yes
no
17. Do you use human characteristics to describe your computer functionality? For example, "My computer is being tempermental."
yes
no
18. Did you think that I was talking about sex in question 17?
yes
no
19. If you've ever slipped and fell on ice, what did you do?
Look around to see who saw you
Play it off like a karate move
Get up like nothing happened
20. Have you ever had more than 1 child calling your name at the same time?
yes
no
21. If you answered yes to #20, did you think you were hearing voices?
yes
no
N/A
22. Have you ever dated men or women who were named Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall?
yes
no
23. Do you think that anyone can become psychotic under the right circumstances? After all, everyone has a breaking point.
yes
no
24. Now that you've just had a psychotic break; are you more clear on the signs that you are slipping?
yes
no

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